in recovery

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Library time library time I love library time!! Access to literature and art is a lifesaving resource!! Yayyyyy

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

sponged be thy bob

squared be thy pants

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

im nornal

*sniffs you* ohh wait hold on i think you're a yummy *takes a bite*

your mamas so on first shes who

+ you know horton hears her

love is insane you feel like you’re always subtly asking “do you still love me even though i’m flawed” and the answer just keeps being yes

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK