be nice to me, my tummy hurts

Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job

Common kestrel (Falco tinnunculus)

Official ornithology post

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

and also as many times as i say it on here genuinely there's nothing as hot to me as active vocal sincere attraction to fat features and it sucks how many genuinely lovely people i've known who've hesitated to express that kind of attraction because they don't want to seem "fetishistic." not saying there are never going to be fat people with weird hangups about their bodies/being seen in them but, like, so few things set the mood like knowing you're not just wanted but are in fact preferred

Just spent 45 minutes researching what a specific street in a city smells like in october so i could write the word "damp." the word is in the final draft. it is doing its job. it cost me 45 minutes and a mild obsession with historical weather records. worth it. the word is perfect. you would not believe how hard i worked on that word.