be nice to me, my tummy hurts

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

women should get even more childless

me personally i just don't think anyone needs headlights powerful enough to light up twelve miles of road at a time

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

birds are so fucking awesome dude. i wish they came as big as golden retrievers. because i think we should all live in hell also

omg i was thinking parakeet but i forgot about these delicious divas. how could i have blundered so. thank you flightless birds i love you. thank you big fucks all.

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

Get hoped