be nice to me, my tummy hurts

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Reblog Harold.

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

Pure and utter joy and whimsy radiating form this merman right here

Not sure of the original source of this specific video, but apparently the merman Li Gang caught socmed attention in April 2025 and works at Jinan Sunac Ocean World in China's Shandong province.