Honestly I wasted so much time here; in the beginnings of my 20′s I would browse this site for hours….No wonder it had such an influence on me.

If you read this and have been sitting staring at this site way too long then LOG OUT AND TAKE A BREAK! You’re not doing yourself a favour. Tumblr like any other social media site is a echo-chamber of posts and opinions, but because of the way this website is structured, meaning that you watch posts on repeat several times a day (9Gag is structured in a similar way) it brain-washes you quickly into believing what those posts say, without you doing any research yourself. Even if you’re someone who thinks is of strong character, this will affect you. If one of the few possibilities for spending your free time is to use your laptop/computer than at least consider learning a new skill like coding or photoshop as an alternative.That way one day in the future you will not feel that you’ve wasted your time. 

You truly think you don’t need men? Who’s going to war? Who will teach sons to be men of honor, and daughters to be ladies of distinction? Who will adore us and our daughters? Who will protect our beauty & feminine ways? Who will bring yang balance into our homes? Who will remove us from crashed vehicles? Who will perform search rescues? Who will collect society’s dead bodies? Who will have the deep voice at home that calms its energy? Who will happily work long hours, without enough sleep? Who will be out working when we take maternity leave? Who will wash our hair when we are old? Who will hold us in strong, masculine arms at night? Who will read fables to the grandchildren? Who will show up for father-daughter dances? Who will happily mow our lawns? Who will deliver our water? Who will row a rescue boat across an ocean? Who will build and repair short & tall buildings? Who will build and repair our roads? Who will defend our borders? Who will fly our planes? Who will teach our sons how to play rough sports? Who will hunt for food if we are stranded? Who changes the snow tires or chains? Who checks for intruders at night? Who responds to a 911 murder call? Who hunts for escaped killers? Who takes away the garbage from your curb every week? Who carries light and heavy items through our precise mail system? Who causes boys to respect our daughters? Who teaches boys to respect women? Who defends you in an attack? Who carries your body out of a burning building? Who farms for all the food you eat? Who fertilizes our eggs to bring our children? Who wipes our tears, when other women hurt us? Who would & should risk their life to save yours from a bullet or a rough wind? Who will dive into ice to save you, if you fall in? Who will pry your body from a collapsed building? Who makes your children safe at night? Who defends us from other men? Who drives the 18 wheeler trucks & goods cross country? Who brings us flowers? Who carries us into the emergency room? Who sends electricity through our cities? Who connects and reconnects the wifi you’re using right now? Who carries our old bodies from bed? Who shows up to take away dead animal bodies?

You’re ungrateful and you deserve what you put out. Men are great! Truly great! Even if you want to lie and say that women can do all of these things, they would refuse most of these things listed. 

everyone in college is eccentric. everyone

you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you

everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette

multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!

wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm

no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere

If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous

“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone

Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”

It would take u like 100 years to major in everything

Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot

Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u

College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature

Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler

If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major