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You know what is sexist actually.
There are some bitches out there who with there full chest say Alastor caused Vox's sprial but NO ONE is saying Vox caused Charlies spiral. DESPITE THAT BEING WHAT THE SHOW WANTS TO THINK.
Litterly Vox uses the same exact tactics on Charlie to lead into speed run for redemption that Alastor uses on Vox. But some how poor little Voxie-poo gets to be a victum (to some yes) but Charlie is just being a bitch.
Vox gets tricked into trying to prove himself to Alastor when he's litterly HIS PRISIONER and Charlie gets tricked into trying to prove her self to Vox when SHE DID DO REDEMPTION.
They are litteraly same person diffrent font.
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
it's weird people get so mad when someone ships a different ship than them or a rarepair like man where's all your joy and whimsy??
au Alastor gave the egg boiz individual names because he thought it would be funny (and also to tell pentious in a roundabout way hey, ur a shit parent for not giving ur children NAMES. I did the job for you, cry about it.)
So other than Frank, theres;
Eggbert
Shelldon
Benedict
and Hershell.
(Also he renamed Frank to Frankeggstein in his head.)
Yes they're all egg puns, he does this for the love of the game.

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POPEYE?!?!??
Let's not forget this gem
wake up babe new gender just dropped (amphibious)
so that's why nonbinary people keep posting about frogs
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.
Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat
always reblog
I swear, Lucifer has a system in his head for when he can't remember anyone's name except his daughter's. And some of the options are multiple choice.
to be clear, while various headcanons and interpretations of why Alastor pretends to be technophobic are extremely fun and awesome, what _I_ meant by my post is: genuine technophile technophobe Alastor. Linux user who despises Windows. The attitude we all have towards AI. He knows exactly what newer technologies do and he has a strong opinion about which of them he needs in his daily life. The last technological advance he was willing to give a generous chance to even though he wasnt much interested for himself was television and the breakup with Vox soured him on that. He Does Not Want The Email To Reach Him. He doesn't have a home address to receive snail mail either. His life is customized to exactly his preferences. If he suddenly has a use for pulling an ipad out of nowhere he can just do that because he can design one in his mind instantly. He has never had a use case for an ipad even once in his life. Rosie doesn't have a phone either and that is the full and complete list of people who might have any claim on his time against his will.
He isn't hurt or traumatized or confused by technology. His monocle might or might not have smartglass (tm) features in it that he made himself for fun. He does not want to engage with this frivolous "television" technology. He could beat Vox at the video editing game 10 times out of 10 if he ever bothered to since they stopped being friends.
Radio is just the one he finds Actually Fun, because it's his hobby, and all those other ones aren't.
@asslingerer i cannot leave this in replies
because this is EXACTLY what i mean. that is EXACTLY the meme i was thinking of. i am heavily projecting also bc i distinctly remember being a software engineering student and preferring C++ to any languages i learned after it because At Least I Understand What It's Doing In Detail. Alastor WILL shoot the fax machine if it makes a funny noise thanks
(I did not end up sticking with Linux bc Too Gamer For This and also my job required me to work with .docx but. The Appeal. It's there. And Alastor doesn't need video games he can do a fps shooter in real life any time he wants)
VSHJG; I am glad you enjoyed this hell comment that accidentally escaped my brain at 3am hallucinating on Pinot Grigio. For anyone who enjoys this interpretation of Alastor and historical fiction/crime noir, please go read A Gentleman's Calling and tell @birdsaretoddlers how much you like it (and yes, scenes included with Alastor fixing proper 20's equipment while being outrageously asexual. "Get away from me woman I am ENGAGING with my autism" type beat.)
Tech clarification for anyone who cares: The 'temu Chinese Radio Kit ass Alastor' joke is brain fog that came to mind from my partner who is a tinkerer and built those as a teenager - and agrees with you liliet 300%. Hates any high-level programming language (for non-dev readers, high-level meaning the opposite of how it sounds, more like human speech than code, think Python.) C only. Everything must be controlled. Do Not Make Me Call To a Fuck Ass Library it is written HERE and the I am setting EVERYTHING myself. Do not FUCK With ME TODAY COMPUTER!! But, to clarify Alastor would probably have no interest in mass produced radio model bullshit the way you can get a Dad to play Age of Empires II ONLY but not Civ 6...
...BUT someone from Cannibal town smuggling one down from earth for him as a gift only for him to be cursing out enshitification and eventually storm away from it entirely is a hilarious image.
And since I can post image we are talking about here (Vox vs. Alastor headcanon why not):
#this is hilarious and I love this headcanon #a bonus point from this is that this can explain why and how Alastor manages to fizz out any cameras #that try to capture his image #cus interestingly enough vox cameras or cameras in general can capture anyones image regardless of the time period #so why is alastor the only one who has this unique attribute of fizzing out cameras? #you can say its because of his power #but you can also say hes tech savvy enough to create sth that can do that to any camera trying to record him #like one of those special uhh fabrics? texture things? #that i know some celebrities wore to purposely mess up the paparazi photos
I say it IS his power, but it's not a default effect it came with. He Learned how to do that, specifically and deliberately. Light is a type of radiowave~

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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point
Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son
Bonus tiny blep
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lmao are u kidding me this was at 200 notes last week what happened where did all these people come from
A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?
not that i care
do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me
this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago
Btw don't believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It's been free since the 90s. It's very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me
MY MOM JUST MADE THIS PATTERN EVERYONE LOOK
YOU CAN DO IT IN SO MANY COLORS
I spontaneously sent this to my brother (likes cats and crochet) and it turns out hes been looking for a free version of this pattern for ages
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