Nobody expects the Cuddly Inquisition!

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

@thedovahcat

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

Remember to eat! And everything tastes better on a tortilla chip.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks