Nobody expects the Cuddly Inquisition!

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

Yas.

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

this might be tmi but i live in a house

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door