Nobody expects the Cuddly Inquisition!

Coward.

you've liked a lot of my posts which could mean something

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

image: tweet. "having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they're the window of your prison cell". end ID.