Nobody expects the Cuddly Inquisition!

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let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

tmi stands for tell me immediately

posting is like bloodletting

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

dubiously friendly reminder that you need to own a first aid kit. yes even you.

and a fire extinguisher yeah.

Hot tip: these are excellent housewarming gifts. Doubly so if you're invited to the welcome party of a newly opened squat.

please for teh love of gawd halp meh XD

You never recover from being weird in middle school