Nobody expects the Cuddly Inquisition!

fruit gushers are a type of berry found in industrial biomes

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Your mother is the only one who understands me

every day i am reminded that

i forgor

how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

IT NEVER ENDS

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some