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I forgot to post this here yesterday for mother's day.

Waterfowl AU

When touch starved gets hugged

Little doodle for the night - thinking about how much of our current day technology is possible thanks to radio (wifi, bluetooth, gps, etc) and thinking of Alastor, and what he might discover when he becomes curious about modern technology…

Anyways big snake Lucifer is supportive

Also if you want to know more about Hedy Lamarr and her contributions to the basis of wifi, GPS, and Bluetooth, here’s a great article to start with!

And of course her Wikipedia page:

1, Lucifer still makes himself fun-sized bc when he wraps his arms around Alastor his face is DIRECTLY in that chest and he can gently motorboat them 🥴

2, Charlie Morningstar is a Nephilim sired by an Archangel, and her existence is basically a Crime in heaven's eyes so she's strictly confined to Hell for the time being. Which, like, sucks for her since her parents are out skipping around earth all the time, but also this keeps her from being straight up slaughtered because she's "too powerful" or whatever.

3, Alastor at some point is going to tell Dean (and by proxy Castiel) "I do not have the mental and spiritual fortitude to deal with your bisexual drama right now." Sam is going to find this hilarious.

4, Gabriel's going to love Alastor. Lucifer is trying very, very hard not to be overly possessive when he finds out how much his younger brother is cozying up with his wife. It's fine! Everything's fine! He knows Alastor is 100% loyal to him and Gabriel WOULDN'T even think about stealing his wife so everything's FINE!

5, Castiel and his brothers in arms sort of already know that something is up with Hell from when they went down to "raise Dean from perdition." After Alastor's reorginization of Hell, it much more resembles Hazbin's idea of Hell than it does Supernatural's. Human souls are left to wander around and basically torture each other rather than there being demons doing the work. Of course, Castiel and his soldiers don't really care about this and only truly give a shit about accomplishing their mission, which they of course do.

6, No one really knows who tf Alastor is besides Lucifer. Lucifer is the ONLY person in existence who knows about Alastor's origins. No one knows how a (seemingly living??) human in Hell started interacting with Lucifer through his cage. No one knows where his abilities come from. No one knows how he became the Queen of Hell. You can't even tell from his soul what exactly is wrong with him, because again, he's a multidimensional celestial blindspot and he can CONTROL how he's perceived.

But actually for real, Lucifer crafts Hazbin!Lucifer's body almost immediately upon understanding how to make himself a body, without any input or descriptions from Alastor. The circus look comes a lot later, and that comes about because Lucifer notices that the stereotypical roles in a circus sort of fit the Sins that he had created, with him as the ringleader. And the Sins would not have existed if not for Alastor whispering the idea into Lucifer's ear.

Because he could have just been this lonely, betrayed, hurt being locked up in a cage for an unimaginable amount of time. Remember, 1 month on earth is 10 years in hell. He was left in a cage to fester and rot, and he WOULD have without Alastor being there essentially annoying him into something distinctly less dark.

People influence each other and I think Alastor and Lucifer spent a lot of time getting on each others' nerves and learning from each other, and this includes dumb jokes and silly behavior. At first I'm sure Lucifer would have had condescending thoughts about this, but eventually he'll come to the conclusion that "it's fun, so who cares?"

1, Lucifer still makes himself fun-sized bc when he wraps his arms around Alastor his face is DIRECTLY in that chest and he can gently motorboat them 🥴

2, Charlie Morningstar is a Nephilim sired by an Archangel, and her existence is basically a Crime in heaven's eyes so she's strictly confined to Hell for the time being. Which, like, sucks for her since her parents are out skipping around earth all the time, but also this keeps her from being straight up slaughtered because she's "too powerful" or whatever.

3, Alastor at some point is going to tell Dean (and by proxy Castiel) "I do not have the mental and spiritual fortitude to deal with your bisexual drama right now." Sam is going to find this hilarious.

4, Gabriel's going to love Alastor. Lucifer is trying very, very hard not to be overly possessive when he finds out how much his younger brother is cozying up with his wife. It's fine! Everything's fine! He knows Alastor is 100% loyal to him and Gabriel WOULDN'T even think about stealing his wife so everything's FINE!

5, Castiel and his brothers in arms sort of already know that something is up with Hell from when they went down to "raise Dean from perdition." After Alastor's reorginization of Hell, it much more resembles Hazbin's idea of Hell than it does Supernatural's. Human souls are left to wander around and basically torture each other rather than there being demons doing the work. Of course, Castiel and his soldiers don't really care about this and only truly give a shit about accomplishing their mission, which they of course do.

6, No one really knows who tf Alastor is besides Lucifer. Lucifer is the ONLY person in existence who knows about Alastor's origins. No one knows how a (seemingly living??) human in Hell started interacting with Lucifer through his cage. No one knows where his abilities come from. No one knows how he became the Queen of Hell. You can't even tell from his soul what exactly is wrong with him, because again, he's a multidimensional celestial blindspot and he can CONTROL how he's perceived.

But actually for real, Lucifer crafts Hazbin!Lucifer's body almost immediately upon understanding how to make himself a body, without any input or descriptions from Alastor. The circus look comes a lot later, and that comes about because Lucifer notices that the stereotypical roles in a circus sort of fit the Sins that he had created, with him as the ringleader. And the Sins would not have existed if not for Alastor whispering the idea into Lucifer's ear.

Because he could have just been this lonely, betrayed, hurt being locked up in a cage for an unimaginable amount of time. Remember, 1 month on earth is 10 years in hell. He was left in a cage to fester and rot, and he WOULD have without Alastor being there essentially annoying him into something distinctly less dark.

People influence each other and I think Alastor and Lucifer spent a lot of time getting on each others' nerves and learning from each other, and this includes dumb jokes and silly behavior. At first I'm sure Lucifer would have had condescending thoughts about this, but eventually he'll come to the conclusion that "it's fun, so who cares?"

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1, Lucifer still makes himself fun-sized bc when he wraps his arms around Alastor his face is DIRECTLY in that chest and he can gently motorboat them 🥴

2, Charlie Morningstar is a Nephilim sired by an Archangel, and her existence is basically a Crime in heaven's eyes so she's strictly confined to Hell for the time being. Which, like, sucks for her since her parents are out skipping around earth all the time, but also this keeps her from being straight up slaughtered because she's "too powerful" or whatever.

3, Alastor at some point is going to tell Dean (and by proxy Castiel) "I do not have the mental and spiritual fortitude to deal with your bisexual drama right now." Sam is going to find this hilarious.

4, Gabriel's going to love Alastor. Lucifer is trying very, very hard not to be overly possessive when he finds out how much his younger brother is cozying up with his wife. It's fine! Everything's fine! He knows Alastor is 100% loyal to him and Gabriel WOULDN'T even think about stealing his wife so everything's FINE!

5, Castiel and his brothers in arms sort of already know that something is up with Hell from when they went down to "raise Dean from perdition." After Alastor's reorginization of Hell, it much more resembles Hazbin's idea of Hell than it does Supernatural's. Human souls are left to wander around and basically torture each other rather than there being demons doing the work. Of course, Castiel and his soldiers don't really care about this and only truly give a shit about accomplishing their mission, which they of course do.

6, No one really knows who tf Alastor is besides Lucifer. Lucifer is the ONLY person in existence who knows about Alastor's origins. No one knows how a (seemingly living??) human in Hell started interacting with Lucifer through his cage. No one knows where his abilities come from. No one knows how he became the Queen of Hell. You can't even tell from his soul what exactly is wrong with him, because again, he's a multidimensional celestial blindspot and he can CONTROL how he's perceived.

But actually for real, Lucifer crafts Hazbin!Lucifer's body almost immediately upon understanding how to make himself a body, without any input or descriptions from Alastor. The circus look comes a lot later, and that comes about because Lucifer notices that the stereotypical roles in a circus sort of fit the Sins that he had created, with him as the ringleader. And the Sins would not have existed if not for Alastor whispering the idea into Lucifer's ear.

1, Lucifer still makes himself fun-sized bc when he wraps his arms around Alastor his face is DIRECTLY in that chest and he can gently motorboat them 🥴

2, Charlie Morningstar is a Nephilim sired by an Archangel, and her existence is basically a Crime in heaven's eyes so she's strictly confined to Hell for the time being. Which, like, sucks for her since her parents are out skipping around earth all the time, but also this keeps her from being straight up slaughtered because she's "too powerful" or whatever.

3, Alastor at some point is going to tell Dean (and by proxy Castiel) "I do not have the mental and spiritual fortitude to deal with your bisexual drama right now." Sam is going to find this hilarious.

4, Gabriel's going to love Alastor. Lucifer is trying very, very hard not to be overly possessive when he finds out how much his younger brother is cozying up with his wife. It's fine! Everything's fine! He knows Alastor is 100% loyal to him and Gabriel WOULDN'T even think about stealing his wife so everything's FINE!

5, Castiel and his brothers in arms sort of already know that something is up with Hell from when they went down to "raise Dean from perdition." After Alastor's reorginization of Hell, it much more resembles Hazbin's idea of Hell than it does Supernatural's. Human souls are left to wander around and basically torture each other rather than there being demons doing the work. Of course, Castiel and his soldiers don't really care about this and only truly give a shit about accomplishing their mission, which they of course do.

6, No one really knows who tf Alastor is besides Lucifer. Lucifer is the ONLY person in existence who knows about Alastor's origins. No one knows how a (seemingly living??) human in Hell started interacting with Lucifer through his cage. No one knows where his abilities come from. No one knows how he became the Queen of Hell. You can't even tell from his soul what exactly is wrong with him, because again, he's a multidimensional celestial blindspot and he can CONTROL how he's perceived.

But actually for real, Lucifer crafts Hazbin!Lucifer's body almost immediately upon understanding how to make himself a body, without any input or descriptions from Alastor. The circus look comes a lot later, and that comes about because Lucifer notices that the stereotypical roles in a circus sort of fit the Sins that he had created, with him as the ringleader. And the Sins would not have existed if not for Alastor whispering the idea into Lucifer's ear.

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Essentially a Supernatural x Hazbin Hotel crossover, taking some inspiration from @kitsunesongs' Double Entry AU, specifically Fatherverse Lucifer again.

If y'all don't know Supernatural lore, I'll explain some to you because some of it seems VERY similar to Double Entry's fatherverse, with smaller key differences. (On that note, this may be spoilers for Double Entry so READ THAT FIRST, GO READ IT, GO!)

In Supernatural, instead of Roo, God wages war against Amara, his opposite, who cannot resist destroying anything he creates. Like Double Entry, God locks Amara away, except in Supernatural he leaves the lock with his most beloved angel, Lucifer. This lock is a Mark, and God has essentially cursed Lucifer to be slowly corrupted by Amara's influence over time.

It is this influence that ultimately led to Lucifer's rage, envy, and disgust when God created humanity and told the angels to bow to them. It's this influence that led to Lucifer refusing to bow and leading a rebellion. Those feelings would have still been there most likely, but nowhere near as deep without Amara whispering into his ear.

NOW. Back to the story idea.

Alastor gets transported into the Supernatural universe as a disembodied soul in Hell, but this is in the wake of his original universe being completely destroyed. Not because of Roo like he and many others had been expecting, but because God was frustrated and just decided to destroy EVERYTHING. A whole universe, gone. Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggi, Lilith, his MOTHER, they're all gone, as though they never existed to begin with.

Alastor only survived because Roo liked him. And Roo liked him because unlike others, who she could only influence, whisper to, nudge along, she could SPEAK with him, and he could speak back without being corrupted. Almost as if he was made to be able to do so.

Perhaps he was, and this was God's mistake. Because it left Alastor with abilities that essentially allowed him to be a multidimensional blindspot, so long as he was trained to do it. And oh, of COURSE Roo trained him to do it. Anything that could potentially fuck over her jailor at some point in the future.

Unbeknownst to her, it's her teachings that allowed him to escape. And it is her teachings that allowed him to eventually reconstruct a body. Not the one he had in Hell previously, apparently the rules in this new universe don't allow appearances like that yet, but he could reconstruct his human body. It was a slow process, of course, but that meant very little, because time was extended in Hell, and the place seemed rather... barren. Nothing around to disturb him.

Once his body is constructed, he wanders around, and finds he doesn't quite like how THIS Hell is structured. Naturally, he does something about it, starts moving things around, shifting things, and in his slow exploration and organization of this empty Hell, he eventually comes across a Cage. One with a being so immense, so bright, he instantly realized based on biblical scripture who he was looking at.

The Light Bringer. The Morning Star. The Serpent.

A marked being whose mind is being warped... Well, lucky for him that Alastor can do something about that, with all his teachings. Of course, this Lucifer still thinks humans are filthy unworthy creatures, and Alastor truthfully kind of wants to punt his stupid face regardless of how enormous and unfathomable he is, (which honestly Lucifer is a little stunned by, what the fuck is wrong with this human??) but, well, Lucifer wasn't wrong for being angry at being told to submit.

Alastor's from the Jim Crow era south, he can understand the ugly feeling of being told you are LESSER, that you must bow your head to another. Lucifer just has a nasty problem of falling a little too close to the tree, because like God he ALSO seems to have an egomaniac problem that makes him think OTHERS should be considered lesser... (And Alastor can see that this attitude was exacerbated by the literal curse that God placed on his own damn kid, Yikes.)

Luckily, Lucifer's in a cage, and Alastor has all the time in the world to poke him back into having a brain. In fact, he has more time than he would have in the previous universe, given that time is MUCH slower in this Hell.

(Alastor could have totally just left him, but Lucifer is currently the only other being in Hell, and unfortunately Alastor already has a taste for Annoying Lucifer Specifically, even if this is a different version of his favorite mockery victim.)

This is essentially a canon divergence that leads to Supernatural verse getting a more Hazbin edge to it, in that Alastor "discovers" a way for holy and demonic beings to make themselves bodies without having to steal it from others (leading to a Hazbin Lucifer appearance), his direct influence leads to Lucifer creating the Seven Deadly Sins instead of the Four Princes of Hell, and Lucifer ABSOLUTELY becomes a major simp because Alastor Does Not Leave Him Alone, and he is, unfortunately, extremely charmed by this impossible human, despite all the teasing and mockery.

Because of Alastor being a blindspot, no one sees that he's essentially completely derailed all plans of the Winchesters being used as divine flesh suits and shattered any prophesies by way of giving Lucifer the ability to make whatever body he wants. Alastor's existence in the universe stops a lot of things really! He even prevents his birth in this universe by killing his shitbag father before he gets his horrible grubby hands on his mother. No doubles, and his mother remains safe and happy!

At some point he does tell Supernatural!Lucifer about the other universe, about how God simply decided to destroy everything on a whim, including this other version of Lucifer and Lucifer's daughter— and S!Lucifer quickly picks up that Alastor is genuinely upset about the destruction of this daughter. Because she shall NEVER exist in this universe.

To which S!Lucifer is like "bet" and decides he's going to get this human pregnant the second he escapes this cage. In fact, does he need to escape his cage, they could totally do it through the bars, c'mon darling he'll SO give you that baby girl, ask and you shall receive—

Basically, it's only revealed when Lucifer manages to break out of his cage, and he's possessing a body that does NOT look 100% human. Again, he's taking a more Hazbin appearance, so he's got the sharp teeth, black claws, porcelain skin, red eyes. I also like the idea of him coming out in a blue ringleader outfit like his blue one from last year's pride merch, ready to put on a show.

Honestly I want him to look clearly inhuman, but also festive and fun, something that will come completely out of left field to the Winchesters and the angels. He's also going to be a lot different personality-wise because he does not want to actually end humanity anymore. Alastor is human, his daughter is half-human, and he very much truly loves them both. (Also his new body lets him taste human food like normal and damn okay humans know what the fuck they're doing clearly, this shit is FIRE)

Honestly, Lucifer is just going to be an extremely radical conservationist. His biggest gripe is just that he loves the earth, he thinks it's god's greatest creation, and he wants to preserve its beauty. And yeah, a lot of humans RUIN that, and that pisses him the fuck off, but there's ALSO a lot of humans who agree and want to preserve the earth too.

He's the Devil, silver-tongued and all. He just needs to shift to a more human look, make himself an identity, and it won't be long before he's the biggest name in green energy and conservation efforts. He doesn't need to take over humanity by force or violence, sure it would be faster but it would also leave scars.

He's still gonna kill a lot of people though, of course. Like, SO many politicians and CEOs across the world are dropping like flies, or getting possessed by demons, or being replaced or jailed. Charlie's disapproval isn't really gonna stop that, sorry sweetie, daddy's trying to save the planet and this was honestly the most peaceful way.

Wait whoops I went on a tangent here I'm sorry!!! Yes Jimmy still gets possessed by Castiel, but after the discovery that human possession isn't needed, he does let Jimmy go and gains the knowledge to create a body in a deal with Alastor.