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Still not what I want

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chinese restaurant names are so sick. "new golden emperor restaurant". i'm listening

"obsessive compulsive disorder"? ha....i think you mean i have a Philosopher's Soul. and also The Demon

i think a lot of people especially young women fixate on the idea of wanting to get married and have a wedding less bc of the actual marriage and more bc of the big party where they wear a pretty dress and everyone pays attention to them. and i don't say that in a judgmental way, i think it's very human to want attention and to have everyone think you're pretty and say nice things to you. i unironically think the divorce rate would go down if there was something like a quincanera for adults where you wear a nice outfit and everyone pays attention to you and then there's food and alcohol and dancing. like if people could just do that without also signing a legal contract binding them to another person.

Idk if I've posted this story before but when I was 8 I asked my godfather to let me sit in the front seat and he was like "no you're too young" and I said "Lisa Simpson sits up front sometimes and she's 8" and he was like "that's because if Lisa Simpson gets decapitated in a car accident the animators can just draw her head back on" LOLLL