Smooth the descent, and easy is the way

Actually, life is beautiful and I have time

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

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love when you're having a wonderful time reading a book like. do people know about this. do people know about wonderful times reading a book.

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

Can I be vulnerable with u guys for a moment

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

babygirl you would not believe the things i haven't seen

babyboy i haven't played that game or listened to that song either