grumpy era

so does anyone else still have that thing that picks them up, puts them down, picks them up, puts them down, picks them up, puts them down, a hundred times a day?? yk like it picks you up, puts you down, chews you up, spits you out, picks you up, puts you down??? or did everyone else figure that out sometime in the last four years 😬😬

like did being clever get y'all very far or??

Nothing makes you think My One Precious Life. My One Precious Life Is Slipping Away And There’s Nothing I Can Do About It. quite like working a job does

Remember when the New Yorker did a hit piece on Hasan Minhaj of all people as though Netflix is not out here letting Louis CK play at the Hollywood bowl?…I supported hasan when I thought he made up every word of his stand up btw

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…