grumpy era

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

"family is complicated, isn't it?" "... i wouldn't know." "sure you wouldn't."

‘fuck the creed! I hope they all get eaten by big snakes!’ WE LOVE A CALLBACK

peanut m&ms really lucked out on the fact peanuts exist. they'd be such a letdown otherwise, not to mention confusing to most people

running out of ibuprofens to give

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

My sick one true love fetish……… my disgusting monogamous shipping……..