grumpy era

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

"family is complicated, isn't it?" "... i wouldn't know." "sure you wouldn't."

‘fuck the creed! I hope they all get eaten by big snakes!’ WE LOVE A CALLBACK