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How tough am i? HOW TOUGH AM I!?
I regularly use blissey
Yeah so?
In pearl
where's the rage comic when I need it. hold on I found it

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we're not kids anymore.
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Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am i? HOW TOUGH AM I!?
I regularly use blissey
Yeah so?
In pearl
where's the rage comic when I need it. hold on I found it

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Here is my character for artfight 2026!
Her name is Blair. I based her on my playthrough of the original pokemon red and blue games. She does have some creative liberties such as a denim jacket and black cap instead of the classic red one, and the modern pokeballs to give her team more personality.
She is Sassy and Snarky, but doesn't really know what to do with her life after high-school, so her mom sent her to hitch hike around kanto in hopes it would give her some inspiration. Although she started out distant with her first few pokemon, she really grew to care about them as her journey progressed.
Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
How tough am i? HOW TOUGH AM I!?
I regularly use blissey
Yeah so?
In pearl
where's the rage comic when I need it. hold on I found it
did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)
yes
no
How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?
you have been turned into this cat breed!
How do you feel!
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
I'm happy!
:3
ew.
:33

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Question of the week: What do they wear?
Got inspired by the current tesgala event
A person's outfit can also say a lot about them, from where they might come from, their status and maybe even their profession. There are also preferences like preferring dresses over pants, have lots of accessories, for some reason never wear a shirt or they have quite the hatred for certain materials. Some have lots of options for what they wanna wear, while others wear mostly practical simple clothes. Do they wear anything special for different occasions/activities? Even if they might not like it?
This also applies to armour, did they get those made for them by a smith or stole it from some ruin. Do they even like wearing armour or do they feel quite clumsy in it and only may do so for show or combat?
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Mebd mostly wears furs, It keeps her warm without weighing her down. She often uses hides from animals she's hunted to make her clothes. she does wear the ring of hircine to enhance her capabilities. She also wears an enchanted bonehawk amulet that helps with lockpicking.
what level of skin care do you perform regularly*?
none
just sunscreen
just lotion/chapstick
sunscreen + lotion/chapstick
sunscreen + lotion + exfolliant
sunscreen + lotion + exfoliant + serum/toner/primer
several different kinds of the above/more than the option above
*by this I mean genuinely a part of your routine, not just once in a blue moon -- things you're doing at least half the time.
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
I am the landlord/other/results
you have to fight with your pfp are you winning?
yes
no
nobody wins
dead before the battle even starts
barely
I AINT BEATING A KID/AN ANIMAL! >:(
that's a plain color/background bruh
results
The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.
The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem
If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.
Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.
You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.
We actually have another theory why human breasts are like that, and it's because of our flat faces.
Most mammals have, compared to humans, an elongated jaw. So a little tiny bump of a mammary gland is fine, just enough to get the nostrils away from the teat, and the young can freely breathe while nursing. However, as humans started using fire more and more to cook food - which softened it up, rendering powerful jaws less necessary - their jaws began to shorten, resulting in the development of the chin and other unique facial structures as the face flattened out.
This, of course, meant that babies could suffocate while nursing, which would obviously be bad. But what if... what if nipple further from chest? Bigger bump, so baby's nose have spot to go that isn't directly into mommy's chest? Oh, turns out that works! Of course, as more and more fat stores become dedicated to growing that breast mound to keep baby from suffocating, it becomes harder and harder for the mother to reabsorb that tissue when not nursing (as many other mammals do), so they just... don't. Knockon effects from there, and bam. Tiddies.
Which means if your cat girl has a flat face she probably should still have boobs but if she's got the full muzzle, not so much.
That's actually really interesting honestly.
"snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!"
well birds aren't mammals either, so explain these guys flashing to attract a mate:

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if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?
too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc
blatantly evil in some way
was mean to someone once
the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying
“in the way” of a popular ship
age gap relationship (2-10 years)
age gap relationship (10-30 years)
age gap relationship (30+ years)
a stereotype/“bad representation”
female
op you forgot ______
character is bald / im bald / see answers
(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)
whats prev's element
water
fire
earth
air
aether
everybody reblog this post and tell me your favorite animal that's not common. tell me your favorite animal that you haven't met another person who shares it, that you get "what's that" or weird looks for, or that you can never find plushies for. we getting unconventional today!!!! teach me something new!!!! show me something I haven't seen before!!! and yes bugs count
captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this
Young bucks tend to have lanky legs, while older bucks have a dip in their back and a sagging gut.
This buck has short stout legs, which means he's grown into them. But, he still has a rectangular and muscular body, so that means he isn't considered elderly.
The best bet would be 3 1/2 years old.
you can only do this career for the rest of your life
https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq
How are things going?
Great! A job I actually enjoy!
okay. I can put up with this
bad but not terrible
terrible
I don't work/results
(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)
I got "The girl who sells sea shells by the sea shore" Uh This job could LITERALLY kill me cause im ALLERGIC to shellfish. @lio-the-chaotic-nonbeanie-weenie @poppbubble @altism @rottingcicada and anyone else who wants to give this a shot!!
I got house spouse!! Honestly? Living good depending on said spouse?
I'm tagging @whimsicalmoonkid @count-sydula!! You guys don't have to!!
I got poison taster. What the fuck man.
No pressure tagsss @lemonlilypad @pr0phecy-l0ading @ashishere0w0 @moonlight-lunna + open tags
Taxidermist. Wouldn’t hate it
Open tagsss
✨ I’M A MAGICALLY BRIGHT INVINCIBLE GIRL !! IF U NEED ME 2 FIGHT , GO OUT AND CALL OUT MY NAME !! >u< ✨ ( I got Magical Girl >:3 )
Uh I got taxidermist Im honestly im kinda scared of that… ( idk exactly why but like I just don’t like the feeling of it )
uh I spun it again just for funzies ( even tho it doesn’t count) and I got magical girl ( hehe we can be magical girls together ) :3
@hellohellohellohellohello3579 @iicor @lilonceleriscool124 @lilmushroom779 @potatoanarchist @beanzdabean @merthaevelynk @mellowphilosephersword @shadey-rper @p3skybirdd @autopilotangel + open tags
OMG I GOO ZOO WORKER
I BETTER BE UP THERE AS A VET IM NOT CLEANING THE ENCLOSURES
@theblackberryhimself @vixiestarfrost @st4ry3mi @one-million-beers @novnovv + open tags I'm lazy as shit
I GOT POLICE SKETCH ARTIST! :D Makes sense because I can only draw people
Tags<3: @novnovv @thefatjolteon @kuros-korner and open tags!
is it bad that I was genuonely happy about getting mindless office worker?
@urlocalmultifandomerxd @forgivemeomycyns
@dragonfangstudios @moss-in-time @dynamo300
I got mindless office worker just like j heheh
@emophobix @prismosplat @a-space-dragon
Haunted house actor! You mean I get to be unnerving and hunt people down for fun AND I get paid?! Sign me up!
@lostbrazilian @wildtrax @zesty-lemon-bread
The girl who sells seashells on the sea shore. I like beaches so it fits!
It's just uh, is the girl part optional or....? Is it at least included in the job's benefits or do I have to pay for hrt out of pocket lol
Anyways go gadget mutual summons: @terriblewarden @worm-salsa @herecomesthementalmeltdown
Haunted house actor. Hey as long as i get to use a mask.
By the way... uh do i get to take the costumes home or is that against company policy? Asking for a friend of course.
Anyway...! come forth mutuals (or don't no pressure remember?): @grimfeywizard @earthquakening @tarpittardigrade @clown-heretic @rochy1047
Cave diver! Yep, this would be definitely until the end of my very short life lmao
Thanks for the tag
I tag @kanawolf @jouster-ari @hypnoticmoth @noiralei @ronin-of-valenwood
Sell seashells by the sea shore, I think I could do ok at that as long as I stick to tourist trap areas I guess
Thanks for the tag
Tagging: @moogaiashe @darling-leech @sulphuricgrin @mere-glim @hyperlightsniffer @cadmium-creme-egg @fullofcake @lupusmusicis @huntrixdyke @the-radic0le @andrevalias
I got mindless office worker. Thats what I already do, and its going okay simply because the environment where I work is nice. Great people and a good amount of structure. If we got rid of my cool coworkers and started being extremely strict I would wanna die lmao
No pressure tagging: @rookiewarden @not-so-local-lesbian @sharkthe-cat @changelingsandothernonsense
I got taxidermist again XD.
I mean, I'm an archaeologist, so it's kinda halfway there...

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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
Item: The Great Mole Rarity: ✦ Uncommon
Best video game underground level?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Area zero form pokemon. The atmosphere is amazing, and it feels extremely vast. All of the labs are weathered and being taken over by plant growth making it feel like this ancient place is finally retaking itself.