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When I got my first debit account (I was 19 and this occurred during COVID, if that adds any additional context), I had no clue what ‘cash back’ meant, I thought it was ‘cash back’ in the loyalty rewards way, I was curious about the ‘DO YOU WANT CASH BACK?’ screen with all the pre-programmed money amounts. Instead of looking it up, I clicked the $20 option at Food Lion one day and I was completely astounded when the cashier pulled a $20 out of the cash register and went to hand it to me. This is the opposite of the natural order of things. The cashier was the same age as me and visibly baked so for a fraction of a second, I was wondering if our wires got crossed somehow. I just stood there for a moment staring at him in confusion while he stared at me in confusion. Then, I took the $20 and gathered up my groceries and left. Luckily, $20 didn’t put me into overdraft. No harm done, just a very embarrassing moment. Anyway, if someone comes into your retail job behaving like it is their first day on earth, it is probably because they feel like it is their first day on earth. We’re all just trying to figure this bullshit out. Amen.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

pride is basically over so we have to take the doormans out back. yeah all 3 of them, sorry. they’ll be back for next year though

fine i’ll just put them in like a storage closet w access to a gated area. give them one kiss on the forehead before they go

Wait. Wait three. What about the fourth of Parentalpoly. What about Uzi and Doll. Also give them to me I'll take care of them and keep them fed and clean and everything /silly

3 as in. khan nori and uzi . remember some people dont get parental polycule/j

random question but if anyone has any good song reccomendations for my J playlist i would love to have them. doesnt even need to be canon accurate i just want songs that have the vibes. 95% of my playlist is au related stuff but i can connect pretty much anything to her if i try hard enough.

THANK YOU AND ALSO PLEASE GIVE ME MORE WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE

oh my that is a lOT!! THANK YOU!! i will definitely be listening to some of these tomorrow and adding them in!!!

WHOOPS almost forgot Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton! That one probably makes the least sense out of these, but I don’t know, I think it works

If you don't mind me adding a few more Problems by Mother Mother Jealous by Eyedress Love Like You (end credits from Steven Universe) Ibitbt by 3l3d3p KATAMARI by Femtanyl Hope this helps!