migraines georg

Traveler, about Baizhu: i feel like you might need a doctor

if i had a nickel for every outgoing and objectively beautiful dog-coded young man with demon ancestry who grows up poor, returns from getting food for his mom to find her dead, is eventually accepted by a cultivation sect where he gets off to an incredibly rocky start with the standoffish cat-coded shizun who accepts him as a personal disciple, falls for his shimei, is deeply emotionally wounded by his shizun’s behavior towards him in a way that comes to a head with one horrible act of betrayal, never gets over that betrayal, eventually crowns himself emperor, tortures his shizun, is responsible for the death of his shizun, grows desperately lonely and unhappy, gets a narrative redo starting from a point early on in his time with the cultivation sect thanks entirely to his shizun’s actions, watches his shizun die to save him, realizes he is in love with his shizun, waits for his shizun return to life after five years, learns his shizun was at one point either wholly or partially a plant, attempts to merge two realms together thanks to the influence of an evil artifact, fights with another version of himself for his shizun’s love, and eventually runs off to live happily ever after with his shizun, i would have two nickels

OG Shen Qingqiu: *gives up on this world and transmigrates*