I ♥ divorce

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.

Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.

I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

It's so hot here, I'm dying from the heat

The pussy is on fire, am I horny or in love?

Ai, ai, ai, you make me feel so hot

My pussy is a fire and your cock is the extinguisher

Ai, ai, ai, you make me feel so hot

My pussy is a fire and your cock is the extinguisher

The pussy is on fire, am I horny or in love?

Am I horny or in love?

The pussy is on fire, am I horny or in love?

Am I horny or in love?

Ai, ai, ai, you make me feel so hot

A quick context: Nariel, the High elfey goddess, has been married to Alaron then later got together with Nei, had children with both of them which led to the elfey pantheon being divided* (just as her people)

Now, the "boys" as you would expect don't get along but the reason is much more deeper and complicated than some interpersonal drama

They are deities, and as much as you would like to see them as people doing people stuff, they are first and foremost "a concept personified". And these two contradict each other

Alaron, although dabbed the "crowned hunter-king", is the god of Life. But not the magical wound healing or bringing people back from the dead kind of deity.

His domain is the visceral side of Life. Blood, sex, childbirth, fighting for your life, tearing flesh apart to feed etc - all about being alive (as opposed to being "animated")

"Things that are and should be"

And his children with Nariel continue the theme with their domains of "all that dead shall rest" and the change of seasons - both the laws of nature in their rights

Nei, on the other hand, is a god of secrets, magic and secret magic - arcane. And his domain is much more "bizarre": a stone sprouting like a seed, moonlight being cut like fabric, shadows talking, animated constructs etc - things that wouldn't be possible if not for someone wishing it to be.

Things that deny the laws of nature.

"Things that shouldn't be but they are"

Which is very particular wording that gets 100% clear if you know who Nei was before marrying Nariel (and outside of the elfey pantheon) - the third and "secret" (as in "forgotten") goddess of Fate, the Changed Fate (alongside his sisters: the Good Fortune and Ill Fortune)

You know, the "disturbingly too tall and inhumanly proportionate trickster entity that masquerade as an elf but any other elf think there's something wrong about him even if they can't pinpoint what and who would help people or send them the wrong way where they will die just to see where it will lead the story and who's also known as a few different entities while also being Nameless"