thank you for the light

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

you would honestly think we could get along with skeletons as a class considering we all have a personal dedication and fealty to one particular skeleton each and will literally throw our bodies in the way of anything that might hurt it even though it's often more durable than we are. Like some people won't even do that for their kids. And yet. And yet. And yet.

they have literally found people's beloved skeletons in human graves buried right there with the jewelry and plastic flowers and such that is not something you do with something you do not love

trauma dumpling

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lack of women and fat people = nightmare whats so complicated

For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali

You want to go to Los Angeles so bad. Mommy wants you to go stand by the Hollywood sign and take photos in Redwood National State Park

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

having straight sex at the gay pride parade but shaking my head to show i don't like or support taylor swift

i like when they don't fuck because it leaves a big hollow sex-shaped cavity