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this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

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spirit-shroud

ma’am this is an uwu free zone

spirit-shroud

everyone who reblogged this post with an owo or uwu is under arrest for crimes against humanity

bdigfreakingwooper

cwimes against huwumanity

spirit-shroud

i am going to break your fingers

bdigfreakingwooper

This mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within.

sensiblereblogifposts

Webwog if your mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within

turtle-with-a-squirt-to-settle

Uwu.

destinytomoon-deactivated202006

Thanks to freaks like you, eveything is being turned into some rainbow nightmare. Stop being greedy with your precious "representation". You already have a few gay characters so stop being selfish. How do you think I feel seeing nothing but black or gay faggots with dyed hair on TV? There's barely anything with white heterosexual characters and it's further proof the sjw's have gone too far. This is why y'all deserve to die. Y'all deserve to fucking choke.

celestial-attuned-twins-moved-d

Y'all come look at this crackhead anon

#lgbt #homophobia #racism #crack guy #pussy #anon a puss

stardustparker

me, on the streets of queens at 4 in the fucking morning: SPIDER MAN IF YOU’RE HEARING THIS I LOVE YOU

f0lx

you can only reblog this once

faerieincombatboots

Blaze it

moxiethesimplenerd

holy shit

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dslur

luckily pretty much everyone in the replies disagrees with/is making fun of this but god. imagine being THIS misogynistic and actually thinking women give a shit about your opinion, let alone actually want to fuck you

angrydykesaysthings

LMAOOO BITCH IS U G L Y

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

“Here’s a selfie that you can use to satisfy your fantasies,”

Me:

sashibunbun

Jesus, dude is causing a drought worldwide.

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick

I’m 2/12 on that list tho like damn funny how being a real fucking person attracted me a real fucking man

And no before someone comes at me I’m not saying doing the things on the list make you “fake” I’m saying following a list does lol

turtle-with-a-squirt-to-settle

Strong Independent women are way hotter. So I am not sure what this guy is smoking.

#misogny #feminism #fuckthiscunt #hateppllikethis #lgbt #who even wants him #is he delusional #this is going to haunt him forever

bryonycloud

paynearok

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

thenoodlebooty

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

latinagabi

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

salt-water-chardonnay-blog-blog

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

nega-che-chalaga-deactivated201

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

farufox

It got better

logical-ladle-deactivated201401

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

strongintherealgay

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

lanadelphoxx

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

althor42

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

skadi-again-again-deactivated20

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

ohcaptainmycaptain1918

knotting

shanigrrl

omg

izhunny

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tumblr. ROFLMAO

thereverett

I will never not reblog this

sarahthecoat

dec 2018, the donut gets a red stripe, and then hidden under a white plate.

iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant

Tumblr: I thought I wrote something on the board. No, no, I *know* I wrote something on the board. Why isn’t it showing up? Am I blocked???

mojoflower

Donuts are now flagged. (Except when they’re not.)

daziechane

your-fav-owos

This is the owo flag!

hobisserendipity-deactivated202

uwus do not interact

turtle-with-a-squirt-to-settle

;-; BUT WHAT IF I LOVE BOTH. UWU. OWO. @your-fav-owos @a-basket-case Lol.

your-fav-owos

Du not wowwy deaw tuwtew! owo

We owos wuv and chewish ow uwu bwothews!! :3

Its ok to wuv bof!! uwu

turtle-with-a-squirt-to-settle

YAY. OWO. :3

#so says the owo giwl #OWO #UWU #YEEE #OWO GIRL #UWU GIRL

myragewillendworlds

Why is it so hard for “ex-transgender” detransitioners turned radfem to admit “I made a mistake.” Why does all of society need to be dragged into it and blamed for everything that went wrong. You can just say “I came to the wrong conclusion with the information I had at the time.” You don’t have to go “SOCIETY MADE ME DO THIS!!!11! I WAS MADE A VICTIM BY EVIL SOCIETY!!1!!” just because you can’t take responsibility for the decisions you’ve made for yourself.

myragewillendworlds

So they come to the realization they were wrong to think they were transgender, and transitioning isn’t making them feel better, but even worse. They’re angry, they’re hurt, they feel betrayed and their sense of self is shaken and unstable, and they want answers for why this happened. Reasonable people will give them complex answers that involve looking at oneself to try to understand how their feelings at the time led them to this conclusion, but radfems offer a much easier answer that requires no self-insight, no responsibility, no icky painful hard truths: just place blame. Blame society. Blame transgender people. Blame everyone that isn’t them so they’ll have an outlet for their anger. Extremist groups like radfems prey on these kinds of insecure people that are lost and desperate to latch onto something. They validate all their hurt feelings and protect them from having to face the consequences of their mistake, so it’s easy to latch onto.

But the truth is, there is no one to “blame.” No one held a gun to your head, and you didn’t do this to yourself just to self-destruct. You live in an age of information all around you, and some of those pieces resonated with you. So you chose this path. You were wrong. You should be able to accept that, as well as forgive yourself for not knowing better at the time.

You’re also an adult who needs to take responsibility for themselves. Not just the past mistakes, but the mistakes you are about to make by turning to hatred against people who did nothing to you. Because your diagnosis being wrong doesn’t make other people’s diagnoses wrong. And your hurt doesn’t validate you hurting other people. You can’t make this matter easier by making it so black and white. It’s too complex for that, and it demands a more complex answer than turning one group into The Enemy and blaming everything on them.

chronicallyvegan

Last month a study on the human brain showed that we were wrong: brain structure is not gender-specific.

zvaigzdelasas

If any of my followers believes that “brain sex” is a rigid and well defined category check this out

spyderbones

I actually did a study on this in my freshman year of university!

I had to give a ten minute presentation on gender and a) how it’s different from sex, and b) whether or not there’s such thing as a “male” and “female” brain.

I found COUNTLESS studies supporting the idea that the brain itself is unisex- there is very little, if any, difference between “male” and “female” brains, with one exception. I’m by no means a neuroscientist but this is what I understood from this particular article: there’s this tiny part of the hypothalamus (a small part of the brain) that has neutrons in it, and the number of neutrons varies. HOWEVER, when the brains of cis men and women and trans men and women (who had not taken hormones for years prior to the time of death) were studied, it was found that the cis men and trans men had almost identical average neutron counts, and the cis women and trans women had almost identical average neutron counts. So if you’re DMAB but realize at some point that you’re a trans woman, as far as your brain is concerned, you ARE a woman! The same goes for DFAB trans men (intersex/nonbinary individuals weren’t studied, unfortunately).

TLDR; Your brain doesn’t care what you were “born as”, only what you really are!

grace-and-ace

I’m currently reading a fantastic book that goes through and debunks old studies that “find evidence” to support gender roles. SPOILER ALERT: they were all poorly done studies and their evidence is unsupported bullshit.

lgbtqi-support-equality

a pretty good read and a good source

jonajacknife-deactivated2018122

@cutiequeercris

queerlittlecreature-deactivated

NEUROSCIENCE DEBUNKING GENDER ESSENTIALIST SHIT YESSS

the-awkward-turt

As someone who is a few months away from a degree in psychology and biology I can tell you that hard, black-and-white binaries hardly exist in either of those sciences. Putting things into clear-cut categories is 100% a human society thing, not something that actually exists in nature or in the human brain.

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that-ace-tho

From what I’ve learned from my time in the community:

One is not in the LGBTQ+ community if they are strictly and solely heterosexual, heteromantic, and cisgender. Note that this may not include intersex individuals (sorry it’s orange and not yellow, tumblr doesn’t have yellow pigments 😑), as some do identify as cisgender (regarding the ridiculous gender binary).

This does not mean that asexuals are not LGBTQ+; we are, because we are not heterosexual. This also means that aromantics are part of the LGBTQ+ community, as they are not heteromantic. All subsets of these two are also LGBTQ+.

Cishets are only able to be allies, and anyone who is not heterosexual, heteromantic, and cisgender, all three must apply, is LGBTQ+.

I’m spelling it out so explicitly bc so many people don’t understand this.

Have day.

inktheblot

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

miasimiagoria

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

#gravity falls #stan pines #dipper pines #mable pines #disney

your-fav-owos

This is the owo flag!

hobisserendipity-deactivated202

uwus do not interact

turtle-with-a-squirt-to-settle

;-; BUT WHAT IF I LOVE BOTH. UWU. OWO. @your-fav-owos @a-basket-case Lol.

#UWU #OWO #love #;-;

twshitlord

Pro-tip to young trans guys:

If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.

My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”

Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”

m1emmz

People are saying that you should be unapologetic but the keyword here is “stranger”. You could be in danger if the person is transphobic, and you have no way of knowing their stance if you don’t know the person. So writing it off casually ensures the most low risk way of making your gender known.

samuelswig-deactivated20191102

Posting this again because of the new information added on.

#lgbt #lgbtpride #lgbti #lgbtqa #lgbtq #transgender #trans #trans kids #transboysareboys #transgirlsaregirls

tealtemptation-deactivated20180

Reblog if you think there’s more than 3 sexualities

(Heterosexual, homosexual and bisexual)

Trying to prove my mom wrong. She thinks there’s only those three..

turtle-with-a-squirt-to-settle

Pansexual, Demisexual, Asexual, Aromantic, The list goes on and on.

#lgbt #lgbtpride #lgbti #lgbtqa #lgbtq

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midoriyasbones

Reblog if you are 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

tiredsadandgay

Please correct me

insomniparty

^^^^^

underscorespider

I wish my datemate would do that when i accidentally misgender them because they use more than one pronouns set :/

turtle-with-a-squirt-to-settle

Please correct me if I use someone's wrong pronoun!!!

#transgender #lgbt #lgbtpride #lgbti #lgbtqa #lgbtq #please correct me if i'm wrong #respect transpeople #respect pronouns

maplecatra

I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

lokithesassgardian

Yes. @umikochannart @uselesspileofstressandsadness. @the-cumberbatchs-stupid-pengwin. @theycallmebucky @ironmess And every one else

theycallmebucky

Disgusting.

gee-birdie

@mscaptainjones @bibi-rogers @mikey-way-worships-unicorns @suck-it-pence-im-gay-and-proud @late-to-everything

mikey-way-worships-unicorns-dea

Thank you for tagging me @handy-dandy-chromebook

@helenas–funeral @stayaliveforthekilljoys @infinityonthot @mychemicaldiscos @superfadedultrakindoflove @mcfreakin-childproof-caps @frerardisreal666 @band-tees-n-comic-books @pansexual-clock

bandtees-n-comicbooks-deactivat

Thanks for tagging me @pansexual-clock and @mikey-way-worships-unicorns!

Y’all, this is disgusting. We need to stop it immediately and acknowledge that they are PEDOPHILES truthfully, I don’t even gen this think they deserve the respect to be referred to as MAPs.

@pete-wetzel, @late-to-everything, @chinesewaffles2, @yeemotrashthings

Can y’all give me a signal boost and maybe back me up on this?

late-to-everything

I gotchu, anyone who sees this please reblog at least once its important especially for younger followers so they don’t end up in a situation they’ll regret