spyder bones

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

As an added fun fact, the VAST and overwhelming majority of "sinus headaches" are also migraines. There is almost no such thing, ESPECIALLY when the sinus pressure and pain come with no actual runny nose or mucus in general. A migraine without the type of pain we've come to associate with it is called a silent migraine, and sinus pressure is one of the ways it can manifest, along with the usual weirdness like stroke symptoms (which I had when the migraines were at their worst. Stormy weather and progesterone together with pms had me lose the ability to comprehend human speech for about 15 minutes and it was terrifying).

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors