In Still Motion

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@noelle217

This is adorable

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”

You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

me throwing ‘sailing to byzantium’ and ‘the celtic twilight’ across the room: YEATS

*whispered* I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you both to leave this library.

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

oH MY GOD I LOVE THIS

So cool

seven days

six days

five days

four days

don’t listen to him, it’s nothing important

three days

two days

one day

ryan im scared

if you level up your eevee while listening to a-ha it evolves into takemeon

Okay, I snorted out loud at that

It’s tough to catch a takemeon in the wild, they’ll almost always be gone. 

In the hit 1978 song “Rasputin” by German disco band Boney M. they talk about “Moscow chicks” but actually the real Rasputin spent his time in St. Petersburg since that was the capital back then. Thank you for reading my tumblr post.

They also refer to him living in Russia long ago, yet he only died in 1916, which was relatively recent.

Was he really Russia’s GREATEST love machine? Any sufficiently high-ranking general in the Golden Horde was certainly greater.

They sing “Most people looked at him with terror and with fear”, but in fact Imperial Russia was a very rural and poor nation, so most Russians would never have traveled far enough to see him in person.

They also refer to him as a cat, which seems improbable.

I don’t know why, but when I saw this the words “World Peace” flashed in my mind.