all hail the useless ones

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

when a character is referred to by their last name 99% of the time in the source material but you realize you've started mentally referring to them on a first-name basis that's when you know you're fucking cooked

writing a fic from the POV of literally the only character to call them by their first name in canon does not exactly help avoid this. by the way

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving