Just A Mess

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

been on tumblr so long i can't always tell if my brain has had a Thought or im just remembering a shitpost

anyway a voice in my head has begun chanting "THE VILLAINOUS POLYCULE! THE VILLAINOUS POLYCULE!" so. do with that what you will

Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

You must answer me my riddles three

You must jingle your little jester hat in a tone that doth please me

THE LAST DAY GUYS

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw