tony stank

HEY MCU

Joss Whedon come on

是啊，MCU，come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

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I’m laughing and crying at the same time this is SO WELL DONE. AND I love whump! Tony LMAO

#i cant believe this literally looks exactly as if steve just signed divorce papers i’m laughing #ALL KIDDING ASIDE. his hand is shaking when he puts the sunglasses on #i am going to burst in flames he’s under so much pressure #how many hours did he spend on the phone with ross #with ross threatening him + the avengers #(remember they had literally placed a shoot-on-sight order on bucky after very little investigation so like IMAGINE how terrifying it is for #tony to come in and pick up a call from ross about how the avengers are placing themselves on their shit list) #and he probably was like. promising ross that he’d get steve to sign. promising results and satisfying closure #(‘consequences? you bet there will be consequences. obviously you can quote me on that ‘cause i just said it. thank you sir’) #and then…. obviously this stuff doesn’t work out with steve haha. ha #by the time steve walks out tony’s probably ready to throw up every solid food he’s ever ingested since he was twelve #man it just FUCKS ME UP how they’re having this discussion in glass offices #and it’s like tony can tell that there are guns pointed at them but he won’t say anything so he won’t rock the boat #(abrupt reactions would cause people to fire… he can’t risk steve having abrupt reactions so he has to like. mince his words and try to#make everything sound palatable so steve won’t go all Principles and storm out [which is exactly what happens after tony breaks at the wanda #argument haha]) #and like full offense. full offense. tony’s worked at gunpoint before. tony’s been in a position where all his reactions are#very strictly measured. captivity has probably fear-conditioned to the ends of this scorched earth so IMAGINE HOW HARD IT FUCKS HIM UP #to know that the way the avengers react to something could actually get them killed. holy shit tony has watched people being tortured #and killed in front of his eyes holy SHIT ok holy shit [via @knightinironarmor]