it’s like a witch’s house in here, david!

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

clark’s little post credit ramble about whether or not you need a sweater some days in october because it’s the “perfect temp with or without long sleeves” THANK GOD THEY MADE HIM MIDWESTERN

I was just thinking about this today talking to a friend about converting YouTube videos to mp3s to put them on our iPods and filling out the metadata stuff and adding album cover photos so it looked legit. Like you actually had to know computer stuff to do that