it’s like a witch’s house in here, david!

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

national holiday

-- an anonymous pastor in 1864, on the greatest threat to young women

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

Shoot! I— I wasn’t raised there, so— I WASN'T RAISED THERE. Why am I talking louder? Clark, shut up or else I'll fall deeper in love and admiration for you!

awarding this the first good riff on this post award. thank you tumblr user anyagobsin. this is the first good riff anyone's had on this post.

Imagine if someone totally renovated your house and turned it into a mini theme park - they took away your sleeping space, where you prepare food, where you clean yourself and get ready for your day, and replaced it with things that will please people who are visiting, who have their own homes they can go back to, who are here not for their entire life but just as a distraction from their otherwise mundane existence. It’s not that you hate theme parks, it’s not like you’ve never been to a theme park and vow to never visit one again. It’s just that you need to live! To survive! And the leisure of those who have more than you should not invalidate your existence.

suboptimal to have one land in your drink

1/? Iconic Scenes That Permanently Altered My Brain Chemistry → LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

what if we all explode

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.