it’s like a witch’s house in here, david!

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

let me be pervertly clear

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

yeah okay ill reblog that

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs