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hello vonnie
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Cosmic Funnies
i don't do bad sauce passes

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RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JVL
almost home

blake kathryn
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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i think the dubai penthouse might be my favorite House in all of gothic fiction
the imagery in 2.01, our protagonist through the bars of the headboard walking in, framed as a caged bird in the casual intimacy of changing clothes. the magnolia tree armand brought along before his worst betrayal now thriving in rocks and armand says the interior designer hired was a sentimentalist some notion of hers he was missing the natural world, abt the judas tree he brought in ! armand controlling the windows, the books, their lives. the building is haunted; it sways, it creaks, it whines, it's called the groan. claudia's diaries and marius' paintings. the whips and chains by the bedroom. the lack of doors, anywhere, the illusion of openness, the illusion of privacy. the endless gray of it, with very little to break up the monotony but the carefully carefully curated art, including a judas painting. the invisible labor in a city built on blood, the striking lack of metaphor with the blood donors, that come and go and fall to the floor in a faint on their way out. the woman haunting that tower trapped in a relationship with a man she does not know, a kept thing suffocated entirely into submission and placid comfort. where's your coffin? you're standing in it.
lineless artists scare the shit out of me because what do you Mean you can create comprehensible complex three dimensional images without any construction lines to guide you. "yeah i don't really like sketching architectural plans so i decided to just build a cathedral with my bare hands instead" <- how you sound
Hold up Clark. Let me get one more set in...

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i wish as a reader with an account on ao3 you could volunteer to proofread published works and then the author could have the option to accept your edits or ignore them. and when publishing, the authors could have a toggle option to allow proofreading submissions or to turn it off so no one could submit edits. please i love proofreading it’s my favorite game please let me proofread fanfiction for free
Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me
I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying
yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.
what
thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever

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"Let your craft be like a tree, firmly rooted in the old, but stretching into the new. Get your hands dirty, and find out what works and what doesn't work for you."
- Roger J Horne's Folk Witchcraft: A Guide to Lore, Land & the Familiar Spirit for the Solitary Practitioner
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.
There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

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The first day in Teacher Grace’s class is widely acknowledged amongst the Eridian children as one of the most exciting days of school, partly because what could be cooler than being taught by the alien schoolteacher who helped save your entire planet, but especially because the first day is the day when Teacher Grace helps everyone choose their human names.
The students all take turns telling him about themselves, what they like, what they want to do, who they are, and Grace in turn tells them about the names they make him think of, and the stories (fictional and real) that go with them, and the kids get to pick the ones they like.
It’s a beautiful exchange of cultures and personal experiences, and every class is unique (one class ends up entirely named after niche Star Trek characters after requests from multiple students result in “Earth culture storytime” devolving into Grace infodumping about his favorite show and everyone becomes obsessed).
Grace is known for being a good deal more forgetful than the average Eridian (“leaky space brain for leaky space blob” Rocky once jokingly put it) but he has never once forgotten a student’s name.
Emily Blunt implies the existence of Emily Tactful
Emily Blunt implies the existence of Emily Bong