it’s like a witch’s house in here, david!

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

this post is about a lot of things. it's about my ex saying it was manipulative to talk to them in a cute voice because that influenced their emotions. it's also about someone on this webbed site saying being funny is "engagement farming". like yeah every single conversation you have is going to be "manipulative" if your standard for that is "did something with the goal of eliciting a response". if that bothers you go live in a hut in the forest and speak only to the trees. I'll be over here manipulating my friends into being happy by giving them compliments

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit