I Bloom, Just For You 💙

i went to hate you island and theres no one left. theres nothing at all. my sword feels heavier in my hands and i dont think its the exhaustion. the boat i took back felt small and the ride felt too long and the water watched it all happen

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing