I Bloom, Just For You 💙

dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

plunging an ancient pitch-black obsidian blade into the very heart of artichokes i got at the store the other day

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation