Don't Smoke Crayolas

just in case anyone was wondering where i stand. i've always thought chappell roan should be meaner and i think we should give hudson a gun!

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

you’ll really be minding your own business and then some guy will wear athletic shorts with designer loafers and crew socks and it will somehow be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen

did you have the dream i sent you?

I hope the mutuals I never talk to are doing well.

#MyOttawaCentaurs share one collective braincell that bounces around like a dvd screensaver and everytime it hits a corner one member of the team gets to have a single coherent thought

i could actually talk for hours about how important it is that shane proposed to ilya instead of the other way around because ilya needs to feel wanted and chosen unconditionally whereas shane needs to finally take control of his freedom and happiness with how he lives his own life

oh also in case it's not clear bc i haven't been on here much in the past like 72 hrs hudson williams did Nothing wrong in that situation whatsoever and in fact he could've punted those paparazzi to the fuckin moon and i would still be here saying he did Nothing wrong :)

hudson sending that video of him with his security guards to connor like Hey just so you know big european men are taking care of me and protecting me btw just letting you know :) And somewhere in north america connor is rending his garments until they all match the moth-eaten shirt

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

early 20s shane would have delayed getting his wisdom teeth out for sooo long due to being plagued with visions of himself coming out of general anesthesia and immediately talking about dick

me & the sadist i pulled with my incredible fawn/freeze response