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I log onto Tumblr dot com just to post about Mpreg/Hollanov Baby, Hudson thirsts, Shane, and Hudcon
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i get so irked when fics make shane not cool. hes literally cool. like fine he cant make eye contact very well but hes funny and witty and people like him so much
he was just sitting there with one shoe on thinking about the massive dick he saw in the showers and how badly he wanted it
Post-marriage Shane and Ilya are on opposite teams at an All Stars game and some poor soul with a microphone walks up to Shane and is like "Mr. Hollander, how does it feel to be playing against your husband after being on the same team together?" And he's waiting for some answer like I love him I can't wait to be back on the same team and this is all fun and games but Shane "Would Rather Die Than Lose At Anything" Hollander looks him dead in the eyes and says "It's been too long since I've kicked Rozanov's ass on the ice. I don't care if he's my husband I want him crying by the end of the game. He needs a reminder of who's the best player in the league."
And then he just walks away, leaving that gobsmacked reporter behind him. Shane and Ilya get on the ice and are so clearly thrilled to finally be playing against each other again that every other player gets the sneaking suspicion that they're all collectively sitting in the cuck chair. The weekend ends and Shane has scored one more goal than Ilya and in every single interview they give Shane is just sitting there smugly while Ilya proclaims that Shane is sleeping on the couch for at least a week. They're holding hands the whole time.
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β€οΈ MWAH! also I come to u to humbly ask for any shanepreg hcs you haveβ¦β¦ any at all π€²π½
ERIN MY LOVE!!!!! πππ
I basically take shanepreg in all it's forms because I contain multitudes (#mymultitudes) but here's a few I've indulged in recently!
β’ I think he has a somewhat easy first trimester. He does experience quite a bit of nausea, but it's not really the throw-uppy kind? It only really becomes an issue if he's over-exerting himself. Mostly it's something that sits on his stomach and ebbs and flows throughout the day. He gets through it pretty well.
β’ One of the things that clue him and Ilya into realizing he may be pregnant is his sudden change in appetite. Ilya gets a McDonald's breakfast sandwich one day and Shane can't fully scold him over it because he's suddenly getting ravenous cravings for one himself "just one bite" and suddenly the whole mcmuffin is gone.
β’ Continuing on from that, Shane develops the biggest sweet tooth. He feels like shit everytime the craving hits and tries his hardest to repress it. It becomes practically impossible to ignore, however, and eventually lets himself cave into the cravings.
β’ Shortly into his second trimester is when the sex drive hits. Oh my fucking god this man gets so horny for his husband when he's pregnant. Shane could basically go round after round after round with Ilya.
β’ It reaches the point where Ilya is asking all his teammates with children how they handle it. He loves sex with husband, of course, but he can't keep up with Shane's needs. He only gets well wishes in response.
β’ Of course he's carrying a big baby! Shane gains a lot of weight while pregnant. The roughest part of it all is trying to remain active the entire time.
β’ He can't move or bend like he used to. He's not fond of his limited mobility during this time and has occasionally attempted to push himself a little farther than he realistically can do. It stresses Ilya out a lot. Ilya is begging Shane to rest, but Shane refuses to just give up everything while he's pregnant.
β’ He does eventually slow down when he gets into the second half of the second trimester and he's getting too big to do most of those motions anymore.
β’ He sticks to simple yoga by the later half of his pregnancy. His yoga ball becomes his best friend by the third trimester
β’ Shane may be very in tune with his body, but he doesn't fully register he's in labor when the contractions first hit. He's been through a lot of pain over the years as an athlete that he barely registers the earlier contractions.
β’ Yes it does take his water to dramatically break before he allows himself to recognize that this baby is about to come
β’ Shane is very calm throughout the entire labor process. Ilya is like a cartoon dad fumbling around trying to get everything together when it's go time. Meanwhile Shane is taking it easy and allowing his body to do the work. No need to stress, they've been preparing for this for months. They knew it was coming and they're prepared.
β’ I do see them as the type of couple that just barely makes it to the hospital (if they get that lucky) before Shane is giving birth. I need to stress the above point that Shane barely recognizes that he's in labor.
β’ It does ramp up near the end, but Shane is a very good breather and fights through the pain like a champ!
β’ Their baby is a fat 10lb newborn with a head full of dark curls (that gave Shane crazy heartburn) and the most adorable squishy face.
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Imaging Ilya bragging about getting sexy pictures from βJaneβ and how hot she is but never showing the other guys pics
Marley just trying to be silly and tease his bro takes Ilya phone to find the so called sexy/cute pictures of Jane
Marley seeing was is most definitely cock and balls and some guys way stretched out hole
Marley silently sliding the phone back into Ilya bag and tells no one
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(Anonymously) you are such a delight on my dash β€οΈπ«
Thank you so much my sweet (anonymous) Del! πππ
I could uno reverse the compliment right back at you. Such a bright light on my dashboard π
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do you think ilya ever holds his own boobs for emotional support
OHHHH MY GOD HE NEEDS TO GET PREGNANT! OH MY FUCKING GOD GET THAT MAN PREGNANT! MAKE HIM A DAD! GIVE HIM A BABY! GOOD LORD FILL HIM UP! PUT A BABY IN HIM! HOLY SHIT
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LUNA MY BELOVED ANGEL!! I love you so much π₯°π₯°π₯°
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our Shane shrine was a yes and? masterpiece. we are freak4freak baby
GEM!!! ππππ
I THINK ABOUT OUR SHANE SHRINE EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! DAY!!!! GET SHANE HOLLANDER BENT OVER AND FUCKED SURROUNDED BY ALL THE THINGS ILYA HAS HOARDED FROM THEIR HOOKUPS!
THE SHANE SHRINE! THE BODILY FLUID BRACELET! THE CUM PANTIES!
We have created something so beautiful together π₯Ή
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IF I SEE ONE MORE POST ABOUT SHANE WITH BABIES I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE MY MIND

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shane holding little arthur and going Hiiiii buddy every time he picks him up and noses his little head and arthur saying Shay buddy shay buddy as hes getting more words...... i need to lie down
ilya rozanov sighting let's all heal