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“shane was trying to prove to himself that he was straight by dating rose” “no, he knew he was queer, he was just trying to prove to himself that he liked women” folks i gotta be honest i don’t think shane was thinking about his sexual identity when he dated rose, i think he was trying to prove to himself that he was Normal. like i don’t think shane was thinking of himself in terms of gay vs bisexual or even attracted to men vs attracted to women, i think he was thinking of himself in terms of Mistake I’ve Been Making With Rozanov vs Normal Acceptable Expected Behavior I Need To Get Serious About Performing. like his actual desire and attraction is so divorced from his understanding of what he’s supposed to be doing as a masculine professional athlete that he doesn’t even consider whether he’s attracted to rose when he dates her, or rather he avoids considering it until she forces him to. In My Opinion.

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl

it doesn’t matter if there’s anything new to say about heated rivalry because repeating the same things we’ve already said a million times is still just as fun

like oh my god shane’s wet eyes in the vegas bathroom. bitch i know right!!!!!!!

Actually, I think the Hudcon dynamic is kinda like Seth/Stefon #ToMe

ilya and shane with the wags when caitlin asks them “you guys are always glued to each other, don’t you have a me time?” and ilya asks “what’s a me time?” and cassie responds “it’s when we have at least an hour for ourselves without our partners” and ilya asks “and what purpose does that serve?” and cassie responds “so we can take a break from our partners sometimes” and shane asks “take a break from your partners? don’t you guys like them?” and caitlin says “well, we love them but there’s no way we’re spending all day together right?” and all the wags agree and shane and ilya look at each other like they’re genuinely trying to understand the concept. later that night at their home shane asks “do you need a me time?” and ilya’s like “shane’s there’s no me time in this household, just us time. you need to be with me all the time, that’s what we agreed when we got married” and shane goes “is that true?” and ilya’s like “yes, and if you move even 50 meters away from me, I’ll die” and shane chuckles and open his arms so ilya can lie on top of him “new rule” shane says as he strokes ilya’s curls “no me time in this house” and ilya hums in agreement

calling an episode of spongebob Binary Bottom is crazy work