Don't Smoke Crayolas

im pro bush!!!!! (the pubes not the president)

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

everything is a reference when you're crazy

everything is a reference when you're crazy

the best thing about shane hollander is that hes literally cool. here's this guy who is fuckoff good at hockey like once in a generation talent (twice though because ilya is there <3) and he doesnt really drink he definitely doesnt party hes pretty soft spoken and keeps to himself (but they made him captain anyway. hes just that good) and is usually pretty stoic from an outside perspective and he can rattle off hockey facts and stats like hes got every wikipedia page memorized. AND hes fucking gorgeous. if he wasnt being tortured by being gay and having undiagnosed ocd and autism this shit would be nothing to him man

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

they called him jack the ripper because he would take fat rips off the bong and then jack offf

Creating a beautiful world where Ilya loves smelling Shane's underwear✌️