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I log onto Tumblr dot com just to post about Mpreg/Hollanov Baby, Hudson thirsts, Shane, and Hudcon

That is all I'm good for!

#psa because ive been getting a lot of new followers recently #but if you come in unprepared you will be left with a shock i fear

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#oh myyyy fucking gooooood #mmmmmm

Seriously, Connor and Ilya couldn't be farther from each other! How are they the same man?

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Went to insane range town and everybody knew him

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i need ilya to be the little spoon so bad. i need shane to be so curled up around him. i need him nuzzling into shane’s chest. i need his curls to be pet and played with. i need him tucked into shane’s neck. i need his back scratched. i need shane cooing in his ear. i need him to have so many soothing kisses. i need him to wake up so wrapped up and loved up, he forgets for a moment that he ever felt lonely.

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"I need to nut in this man! But unfortunately I have a coochie and cannot!"

#my roommate talking about her beloved twink #while im disassociating thinking about HIM

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I’m your funniest mutual’s pity mutual

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it will forever be a little insane to me how ilya rozanov, born and raised in russian, total jock/party bro, father-is-police-brother-is-police guy, somehow has never had an ounce of internalized homophobia in his body. canonically just saw being bi as an extra opportunity for hot sex. started experimenting with guys at 16 and simply never questioned it. and like yeah he’s a top but it’s also so clear that he does not see being a bottom as a demeaning or less masculine thing in the slightest. this man goes on to wear leopard shirts and booty shorts and flicks his hands gayfully and makes gay jokes at his jock colleagues and being tender with other men is like second nature to him and He’s actually the one to makes the ‘oh are you scared of being gay?’ ‘cuz I thought you might be gay when you were sucking my dick’ jokes.

this man this mannnn i want to pick his brain apart with a tweezer

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this is CRITICAL to my ilya thesis. ilya consistently tries to care for his father and brother, but he's not making his life choices primarily to please them, because he knows he never will (probably has also benefitted from always having svetlana's voice in his ear saying "your father is an asshole who would have punished you either way"). my headcanon is that the post-draft gala scene is him finalizing this realization, actually: he has literally just been declared the #1 hockey player in the whole world and it's not enough for his father not to humiliate him in front of a whole room full of people and his new boss! it's painful but he's also just like "oh, yeah, wow, fuck this, i'm gonna live my new life. boston's nice, right?"

he feels like he has to go home and perform his duties as a son but he doesn't feel like he has to actually be the thing they want him to be because it's impossible.

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Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Who won gold?

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one day ilya walks into the livingroom with a collar and a leash and both anya and shane gets up from the couch

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man i’m gonna invent the omegaverse morning after pill

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Plan Beta

#shanes got that shit STOCKED UP

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hudson williams holds shane hollander safely within his heart like a baby chick in an incubator

#i gotta thank god everyday that shane hollander has hudson williams #that we all have hudson williams #and that this man is fiercely protective of this character

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anyways. stalkers and paparazzi suck and everyone should start getting meaner towards them right now

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los angeles in march (hudson)

toronto during the CSA weekend (hudson)

atlanta last weekend (connor)

next? ✈

#we're one step closer to them sharing underwear

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"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had no idea.

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you call them flop posts but I call them reaching my target demographic: whichever mutuals are active rn

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