Don't Smoke Crayolas

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

taking my shane off the shelf to rotate him. maybe shake him around a bit. it's very important to do this daily. he likes it a lot. :)

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

Why do the "let dudes be friends" ppl only ever say that about the gayest motherfuckers who have ever walked the earth??? So many good examples and good representation of dudes being pals, but you have to say this shit about the two men who stare at each other's lips for a living and clearly dream about each other at night???

imagine you are letting your boyfriend suck your dick while you're on the phone with your friend and then he tries to put his fingers in your mouth and when you slap his hand away, he slaps You in the face

btw the phrase "submissive and breedable" was only coined in 2021 and you just know it hit the Hollander-Rozanov household like a 20 megaton nuke

Nothing gets me running laps over Hollanov more than imagining them married and living their domestic life while playing for the same team

Sorry for being boring but I am such a slut for relationship domesticity