Don't Smoke Crayolas

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

the headcanon that really keeps me up at night is that ilya was a vine star, and subsequently had to deal with the shutdown of vine during 2016 rosegate

Not a romance (between them) but put Hudcon in drag and I think they could recreate "Some Like It Hot"

Connor would embody Daphne

guys i need to remind you all that ilya being a over sharing person is fanon. canon ilya respect shane too much to share any intimate information. so no there’s no boundaries conversation about how they will act in the centaur locker room or office cus not only ilya is respectful, he’s a PROFESSIONAL. let’s remember that.

Ilya being a massive cunt is only loveable and endearing because he’s fundamentally kind when it matters…. My sweet asshole…. My tender hearted bag of dicks….

ilya definitely naively thought fucking shane was just going to be a fun time, an easy notch on his belt maybe. the chance to take the golden boy's anal virginity you know. but you can literally see him recalculating everything in real time when it's actually happening because Mr Guy Who Fucks has never felt like this while fucking someone before and shane makes such generous sounds and takes it so well and he's kissing ilya all over his face and staring into his eyes the whole time and ilya's giving into it too now and fuck oh fuck is shane coming untouched?? oh fuck he's a fucking miracle he's a fucking godsend and then UH OH now Mr Guy Who Fucks needs to fuck THIS SPECIFIC GUY forever

a coked up ilya is horny fun party boy, but a coked up shane would Kill People