Don't Smoke Crayolas

We're going with a little "talky, talky. manipulate, manipulate." Connor situation here. He doesn't seem the type of guy who would babytrap, but we are talking about getting Hudson pregnant so I think we can suspend our disbelief here a little bit.

Connor and Hudson may have played a little too hard with the breeding kink of it all, and suddenly Connor can't stop imagining Hudson filled with proof of their love for each other so he's taking some extra steps to make it so.

Hudson was absolutely not ready for this, not when his career is on a rapid uphill climb! Unfortunately for him, he goes through half the pregnancy unaware 😔 it's too late to do anything by the time he's figured it out.

Connor is over the moon when Hudson tells him. His plans have worked! He's doing his part to make sure Hudson is taking care of himself and their baby. He can't stop admiring the growing bump and his fine work here (it's the most accomplished he has ever felt over something he's done).

Hudson doesn't find out that this was all premeditated by Connor until Connor let's it slip out by accident years later when he's trying to convince Hudson to have another baby with him.

(I haven't really thought about babytrapped hudcon before, so this was a new sandbox for me)

I'M LISTENINGGGGG omg i also have not really thought about hudcon babytrapping before today but hudsons tummy just made me so 😵‍💫...

Connor would spend those first few months looking for any changes in hudson's body and doing his best to make sure his plan works (lots and lots of sex) and when he finds out it worked almost right away he's on top of the world and even though hudson isn't thrilled right away connor immediately goes into doting partner mode, getting him everything he needs and wants, going to every appointment, always checking in with him. and just loving up on him, kissing his cheeks and nose and mouth and belly belly belly, constantly touching him. telling him how gorgeous he is, how beautiful he looks carrying their baby.

i think hudson would come around to it once connor said something about him carrying a piece of him inside him bc it would just click. and then they could have the hottest sex they've ever had in front of a mirror. connor whispering look how beautiful you are babydoll, look how i filled you up. now everyone knows you're mine in his ear. (<- just made myself black out w that mental image)

connor storrie and kate yablunovsky, Heated Rivalry’s Russian dialect coach 🩷

Kate Yablunovsky on working with Connor Storrie via hot tip

KY: [...] I was incredibly fortunate to work with Connor Storrie. He’s not only a very talented actor, but also an intelligent, thoughtful person with a real aptitude for languages. He approached the work with curiosity, discipline, and generosity. Working together was a genuinely rewarding experience.

So it was like real school, smack in the middle of an already super tight shooting schedule.

KY: It was accelerated and intense. For Connor, it was a crash course layered on top of an already demanding shoot, with other skills he was mastering at the same time, like ice skating and hockey. But he showed up every single day ready to work, and that level of commitment made all the difference.

I’m so glad you mentioned the physicality, because it’s so much more than just the language and voice that make Ilya so real. Everything from how Connor moves his face to how he stands in the room are just so Russian. Even the yearning feels Slavic.

KY: Absolutely. Language never exists in isolation. Physicality, posture, and even how emotion shows up in the face are all closely tied to culture. With Ilya, a lot of that “Russianness” comes from restraint rather than excess. Emotion often lives just under the surface, in stillness, in the eyes, in what isn’t said or shown right away.

Hollanov:

I'm a very big fan of Hollanov mutual babytrapping! They've loosely talked about wanting kids "in the future" but never fully committed to The Talk™️ about starting a family, and neither guy knows how to actually start this conversation when they are ready.

Depending on what kind of world we're in can really decide how they're sabotaging the other one. Shane FOR SURE is puncturing holes into the condoms. Ilya is replacing Shane's pills (male birth control/heat suppressants).

If we're in the omegaverse, Shane's gonna figure it out right away when he feels his heat coming on that something is wrong with his prescription. He can't be mad though. He wants Ilya to put a baby in him so bad. He can sort out the problem with his suppressants after he gives birth.

In the end, they both act so shocked and surprised when the first test comes back positive.

Ilya is the first one to come clean about it. Shane's is having a miserable third trimester and Ilya gets a guilty conscience. He feels so bad for doing this to Shane and maybe he shouldn't be telling on himself when his husband is cranky and hormonal but he can't take it anymore. He has to apologize for doing this to his love.

Shane is taken aback at first, but to Ilya's surprise he remains mostly calm and unbothered. He was certain it was gonna turn into a fight. Instead, after a moment of quiet reflection, Shane admits what he was doing to Ilya.

And of course the reveal that they worked together in this mess gets them both so horny they do fuck about it and come into an agreement afterwards to use their words the next time they're thinking about having more kids

I'm gonna have to do a separate ask for Hudcon!

Distance - Christina Perri ft Jason Mraz

Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby - Cigarettes After Sex

Bodybag - Chloe Moriondo

Cigarettes out the Window - TV Girl

nat….. my love…… these are all so incredible. adding them to my playlist immediately. take a photo for each one and a big ole kiss 💋

the son

and the holy spirit