Don't Smoke Crayolas

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

yeah i like objectively badly written books because they portray jocks being gay and having sex with each other sorry im not fucking perfect

looking up the score for a sports game I didn’t care about enough to actually watch: NOOOOOOO FUCK EVERYTHING FOREVER HOW THE FUCK DID THEY LOSE THIS ONE!!! NOOOOOOOOO

Name one better beverage then unsweetened iced tea?

cum

this coke zero is cumming into my mouth like jesus H. christ himself rn..

i think shane had an amateur magician phase as a kid. skilled at tricks and a terrible terrible stage presence. and i think sometimes ilya goes shane shane shane do the thing do the ear thing shaaaaaaaane and shane sighs and walks over and pulls a coin out of ilya’s ear

learning about soccer has made me realize how much of a blood sport hockey is. watching a match like "when do they start punching and then get benched for two minutes before they get out there and do the exact same thing again"