Don't Smoke Crayolas

Praying for a Hudcon joint apartment for season 2 filming so they can Bert and Ernie it every night

Displayest thyself as a spectacle for mine eyes. I desire to gaze on thy countenance as thou art pleasured by thine own hand ... 'Tis the hour of my triumph, Ser Hollander. I would behold thy lewd performance.

Imagine going on a movie date with a girl and she shows up to the movie theatre with a big huge fuckoff suspiciously large purse so you assume she’s maybe sneaking in snacks but the movie starts and you look over and she’s in the middle of a knitting project. She gets up halfway through the film to use the bathroom and accidentally knocks over her bag and balls of yarn go rolling down the aisle in the empty movie theatre like tumbleweeds and you have to go running after them. I think I’d marry her.

Do you favour them? Maidens? … mine ears have not heard tell of your conquests…

ilyavoice shane i need your credit card i have to save the freezing little girl and her dog