Don't Smoke Crayolas

There doesn't exist a universe in my mind where Shane can't get pregnant. And that includes all the universes where he's aborting that thang!

That also includes the universes where he's just not getting pregnant. He very much has the capacity to, but he doesn't. And that's okay. It's his choice

What I'm trying to say is that whenever I'm talking about #MyShane you need to be aware he can always get pregnant. Even if the topic of conversation has nothing to do with pregnancy, that fact is always there lingering in the background. It's at the base of every Shane I present to you.

There doesn't exist a universe in my mind where Shane can't get pregnant. And that includes all the universes where he's aborting that thang!

That also includes the universes where he's just not getting pregnant. He very much has the capacity to, but he doesn't. And that's okay. It's his choice

yeah yeah shane is breedable of course i mean look at those submissive bottom eyes and yeah sure fill that puppy up with all the russian cum you want but in my hearts hearts i truly believe shane would use his right as a proud canadian citizen to utilise the tax payers money to abort that thang . if he was still playing hockey that foetus is yeetus

i wonder who connor and hudson are playing in S2

[ID: Justice Smith’s face on a Bath & Body Works winter candy apple candle. End ID]

one must imagine justice smith smiling as he picks apples for his special cider

Do we think the giraffe is gonna be a part of season 2

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