Don't Smoke Crayolas

Someday I WILL make that pinned post

I'm finally starting to make my pinned post

For all this talk about BDSM we sure are ignoring the big B. Because if given the tools to succeed, Shane could be getting a really good grade in Bondage.

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

i'll be at the club wondering damn what my tumblr mutuals are getting upto i hope they're doing good

TBH we give tumblr a lot of shit rightfully so but tags is such a good feature like i need to say this. under my breath. but i need to say it. and youll listen. youll fucking love it even

STOP asking me if i know about the omegaverse

unless you think i am an alpha

Yes I DO think Ilya and Shane intentionally go into stores and find something to get into an argument about so they can drop their shopping in the middle of an aisle and race back home to fuck about it

They are literally giggling to themselves in the parking lot about all the shit they're gonna yell at each other before they walk into the store. This is all premeditated!

They don't always make it back home btw. There's plenty of occasions where they're caught stumbling out of the family restroom haphazardly thrown back together before carrying on with their shopping trip

There is a reason at some point they get tinted windows in the back of the jeep. And they get asked about it once like why would they have these custom adjusted if no one ever rides in the back seats and Shane’s face goes kind of pink and Ilya’s like is a sex thing sorry )))))

so sorry to everyone who's asked me for mpreg fic recs that i've not responded to it's just that i don't actually read all that much mpreg

I'm gonna steal this post just to hop in here and say if you want mpreg recs ask me! I've been actively reading mpreg since I was 13 years old! I've read a lot for this fandom!