Don't Smoke Crayolas

Someday I WILL make that pinned post

I'm finally starting to make my pinned post

we need more fun drunk shane content

drunk Shane can solve a Rubik’s cube in under three minutes but puts his shoes on the wrong way round

i know the 2015 tumblr callout post on luca haas was diabolical

Literally what did Hudson do with the saliva. We need to be asking this question. Did he just rub it into the Rick Owens

shane and ilya invite the centaurs over for dinner and everyone leaves around tenpm or so they Think. bc luca is hiding in their closet jerking it to the smell of dirty boxers and socks in their hamper and the closet is conveniently located right behind their bed so in the hour luca is just crouched like a pervert with ilya's dirty skate socks wrapped around his cock he can hear shane getting pounded within an inch of his life spouting the filthiest things he never expected to come out of his mouth

you can fake coming inside someone or rubbing dicks together or blowing them or giving them the most emotionally fraught backshots of all time but you can’t fake spitting in someone’s hand . he did that . they put that on tv .

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

*looking in the mirror* You are not shane hollander. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not shane hollander. Do not think, "I am shane hollander"

Im so bad at conversations If i have ever left you on seen im sorry i just started talking yesterday