Don't Smoke Crayolas

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

i’m so used to seeing people refer to that lower belly kiss as “the womb kiss” in that one sex scene i literally just remembered cis guys don’t have wombs. like it never even occurred to me that he technically doesn’t have an Actual Womb there

I love sending things to Gem that remind me of our beautiful world together (#ourwhimsy)