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IF I SEE ONE MORE POST ABOUT SHANE WITH BABIES I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE MY MIND

shane holding little arthur and going Hiiiii buddy every time he picks him up and noses his little head and arthur saying Shay buddy shay buddy as hes getting more words...... i need to lie down

im against shane coming without permission like politically

they’re doing one of those fun videos interviews with the communications intern. the guys walking through the tunnel before hitting the ice and drawing question from a cup the intern is holding. shane picks one and reads it out loud “if you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?” and he doesn’t even hesitate “i already do that” and the intern is like “wait what do you mean?” and shane gestures vaguely in ilya’s direction and ilya that was right behind him with troy and others centaurs, just open the biggest grin on his face and all the guys start groaning and booing cus they’re disgustingly in love and can never be normal about each other

you know how sometimes people find their purpose in life and it's so obviously the thing they were put on this earth to do? like those people who are crazy good at tossing pizza dough or solving rubiks cubes or reciting a million digits of pi from memory? yeah that's hudson williams with simulating orgasms on camera

shane hollander getting first person ever to get pregnant from sucking dick

And of course ilya gets pregnant from topping