Don't Smoke Crayolas

man im so hungry i could eat a Troy Barrett Casting Announcement

Idgaf what my dad thinks cuz he is a flop and i am a slay

i need him to help me move. i want him to move my dresser. i want him to load my mattress into the back of a truck. big ass box on one shoulder barely breaking a sweat.

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

hudson williams being dragged around by women in his trade drag muscles bulging snacking on protein bars at the function it's actually such a beautiful world we live in

unfortunately ik that if mpreg were real ilya would b eating his fucking words, who gaf abt pike's hockey team compared to hollanov's ARMY #omggetOFFhim #pervert4pervert

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs