Don't Smoke Crayolas

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

what I’m trying to say is no. shane wouldn’t be good at eating pussy. that’s like expecting a fish to be good at flying

I loooooooove when a fictional man is sooooo loverboy 🩷 even if he keeps it under wraps 🩷 even if he denies it or doesn’t know he is yet 🩷

hudcon standing face to face jerking off, soooooo close to each other but not quite touching, their hands barely brushing against each other as they work over their cocks, not quite kissing, just breathing into each others mouths, because it doesn't count if they don't actually touch each other, if they don't actually kiss when they're not in character, and it doesn't matter that the sound of hudson whimpering, saying fuck, connor as he comes brings connor over the edge too, doesn't matter that they get a little of each others release on their hands mixed with their own, because it doesn't count. it doesn't count if they don't actually touch each other.

everyone wants to get Hudson Williams pregnant but I don't see anyone else posting omegaverse rpf. guess I gotta do all the work getting Connor's knot in his ass huh

I need the scientific studies on how one man can be so breedable

I will personally fund the research

more spit in s2

you will always find me (my blog) at the scene of the crime (hudconposting)

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

I find it hard to believe that even a room full of jockey dude types wouldn't realize what a fucking dumptruck Ilya Rozanov is packing. Like. It's right there. People must be talking about this right.

Ilya in The Long Game being like Shaney my Shane why oh why did your parents take your foreskin away :( oh my Shane the things we could have done………

ilya, touching shane’s circumcision scar: i’m sorry i wasn’t there to protect you

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space