Don't Smoke Crayolas

Okay... all you 3 kid believers. You've convinced me! Hollanov can have one more child!

Idk what her future holds, but the 3rd hollanov baby is the most obnoxious one!

Hudcon au where Connor invokes the wrath of multiple goddesses by giving a golden apple to Aphrodite and thus winning the hand of the most beautiful man in the world and by proxy starts a multi decade war

he's scary and intimidating to YOU. im sitting on his lap and purring.

i know shane is a bottom and ilya is a top and they both prefer it that way, but shane is also a man of taste and i think we as a fandom are drastically under-using ilya's fantastic ass in fic. theres no way in hell shane wouldn't be grabbing that thing whenever possible. i'm pretty sure he's looking at ilya's ass in the shower scene when he gets hard. shane's grabbing that thing when they make out, he's slipping his hand into ilya's back pocket, he's smacking his ass in the kitchen. he's not smacking his ass in the cens locker room because he's still shane but he's thinking Very Hard about it. he eats it at least once a week. like if your partner had that ass would you be able to resist? shane is only human. #letshanegrabsomeass

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

ilya likes sucking shanes nipples for real in canon and they made this true For Me

(checking my defensive traps and shields) Well they can do mommy kink or just gender nonspecific breastfeeding roleplay. for my amusement