(time tends to change things)

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

"all phannies are legally required to be a little bit in love with at least one phanartist or they die" - @weicecilia

marching bands of manhattan by death cab for cutie is the only song ever actually i just decided it

ohhh youre a gay guy w a black & red tumblr theme who is into puppymen and vampires and hannibal lecter? yeah baby trust me theres really no one else like you

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

We all know that they had a ten minute conversation before that press wall where phil was freaking out about the possibility of claw-hand and dan said "just put both your hands in your pockets it's fine" and phil said "but what will you do with your hands?? you always do one hand in pocket we can't both have our hands in our pockets" and dan said "what if I put my arm around you instead" and phil bluescreened