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types of posts / jenis-jenis postingan:

#translated post / #post diterjemahkan - the point of this blog / tujuan dari blog ini

#localised post / #post dilokalisasi - for puns that don't translate well, so I turn it indonesian / buat plesetan yang diindonesiain

#non-gimmick post / #post bukan gimik - non-gimmick post / post bukan gimik

also read the tags for translation notes :)

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(gonna fix/update this post later I just wanted to get it up first)

#post bukan gimik

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zingring

I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."

translatingpostsintoindonesian

Aku tidak sengaja mendengar anakku bilang (sambil mengelus kucingnya), "jagung mentah ya kau. Pemanggang roti yang belum dicolok. Piringnya berputar, namun lampunya tidak nyala."

#translated post #zingring #pemanggang roti = toaster (lit. “bread griller”)#i replaced “my 14-yo” with “my child” here

@postsinindonesian halo kak!!! baru tahu ada yg udah bikin blog gimik yg sama :D tawuran yuk

#post bukan gimik #here's the translation anyway:#hello!!! i didn't know someone's already made a blog with the same gimmick :D let's duel

kristina100000

before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

translatingpostsintodutch

kristina100000

Voordat je iedereen in de kamer vermoordt omdat je een slechte dag hebt gehad. Hebje al je sudoku gedaan

translatingpostsintoindonesian

sebelum kau membunuh semua orang di ruangan ini karena mengalami hari yang buruk. udahngerjain sudokunya belum

#“udahngerjain” = combination of “udah ngerjain” = “sudah mengerjakan” in official standard indonesian #“sudokunya” = “the sudoku”#also fun fact! we imported “kamar” from the dutch “kamer”#but i didn't use it here because while “kamar” does mean “room” i think “ruangan” (a space in general) fits better #kristina100000

zenwannabe

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

translatingpostsintoindonesian

tadi ada seorang yang datang ke perpus mabuk ganja dan bertanya, “aku butuh kartu perpus gak untuk melihat buku?” Dan aku jawab, “untuk membawanya pulang, iya. untuk melihatnya, tidak” dan ia terlihat sangat lega. bro menatap ensiklopedi ikan untuk 1 jam lalu pergi begitu saja.

#translated post #zenwannabe #“tadi” = “earlier”#(added because we don't have time baked into the verbs like in english)#note: decided to keep the verb as “look at” (melihat) instead of translating it into “read” (membaca)#cause there's no direct indication of them actually reading it lol #also i translated this into textbook-informal indonesian (not “formal” but also not informal enough to sound natural in conversation)#except the “bro”. that is definitely not textbook-informal #actually is there a better word for textbook-informal

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kermitlesbian

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

translatingpoststoportuguese

porra eu não acredito que eu desperdicei minha vida inteira me emocionando com arte e beleza e o indomável espírito humano blé eu devia estar ganhando dinheiro com golpes de internet

translatingpostsintoindonesian

ah bangsat gue udah nyia-nyiain seluruh hidup gue tergerak oleh seni dan keindahan dan kegigihan umat manusia ah harusnya gue cuan lewat scam-scaman di internet

#translated post #kermitlesbian #note: i took a way more informal route with this one (though some parts are awkward because i don't know how to make it more informal)#“gue” is an informal version of “aku”#kind of like what “ore” is to “boku” in japanese lol #bangsat = bitch #but here it's used more like “ah shit”#“nyia-nyiain” = informal version of “menyia-nyiakan”#“cuan” is slang for “profit” (both the verb and the noun)#it comes from the mandarin “大赚” (dà zhuàn) which means “big profit”#the most popular indonesian source romanizes it as “ta cuan” to make it sound closer to the indonesian spelling standard!#scam-scaman is a tricky one to explain because [word]-[word] has like 3 different meanings depending on context #in this case it's like how in mandarin you can repeat a verb to make it more casual in a sense? i dunno what it's called but it's that #and we add the -an at the end to make it a noun #“kegigihan umat manusia” is my personal translation of “the indomitable human spirit” cause idk if we have a standard equivalent here #it roughly means “humankind's perseverance/determination”

ofishal-fish-posts

i love those gimmick blogs that go around translating shitposts into different languages. gotta be one of my favorite tumblr things. like heck yeah spread the shitposts around in all languages.

translatingpostsintoindonesian

aku suka blog gimik yang keliling-keliling menerjemahkan shitpost ke dalam berbagai bahasa. ini salah satu hal yang aku paling suka dari tumblr. ayo sebarkanlah shitpost ke semua bahasa.

#translated post #ofishal-fish-posts #gimik = gimmick #ayo can mean “let's” or just an interjection of support #note: the closest i can think of for “shitpost” is “bacotan #but that's already a specific type of joke in indonesian #the rest of the swears just don't work here i fear #also “keliling-keliling” is like a casual way to say just “keliling”. not sure what grammar this is #there are like 3 different uses of the [word-word] format #might sit down and write a post about it someday... if anyone's interested #anyways #might fix the tags later idk. sleepy

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

gogogoat495

[ID: A note taped to a power unit reading "Hi. This power unit has been repaired in a fashion best described as 'warranty-voiding'. Please do not open unless you are very, very sure you know what you're doing. Cheers." /End ID]

translatingpostsintoindonesian

Halo.

Generator ini telah diperbaiki dengan cara yang bisa dikatakan "membatalkan garansi".

Mohon tidak dibuka kecuali jika Anda sangat, sangat yakin dengan apa yang sedang dilakukan.

Salam.

#translated post #hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard #note: i... don't know how to translate “power unit” because i'm not sure if it's just the brand name or if it's an actual generator #and monarch education furniture only shows... cupboards? on their website #what is this contraption #also i wasn't 100% sure if i should translate “you” as “Anda” or “kau/kamu”#“anda” is usually reserved for e.g. ads or infographics where you don't know who's going to read it

egberts

looks like october is…. octover

translatingpoststogerman

egberts

sieht so aus als wäre oktober…. oktobeendet

translating-posts-into-icelandic

Lítur út eins og Október er… Októbúinn

translatingpostsintoindonesian

sepertinya oktober telah.... oktoberakhir

#translated post #egberts

romcommunist

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

fried-berries

dent-de-l1on

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

shieldfoss

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

a-book-of-creatures

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

echey

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

lesbiankiliel

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

textpostscymraeg

mae'r enw 'beth' mor ddoniol. beth sy'n bod?

translatingpostsintoindonesian

nama "ada" itu lucu banget. ada apa?

#localised post #romcommunist #note: i skipped the “like” to not mess with the punctuation but it can be done with “kayak” in slang #slang:#banget = amat = sangat

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nyancrimew

> "mom and pop" store

> look inside

> my parents don't work there

translatingpostsintoindonesian

> "indomaret"

> lihat ke dalam

> januari

#localised post #nyancrimew #note: maret means march (the month) but it's also likely a pun on “mart”#some of us also call this store “indoapril” for funsies #actual translation:#> toko “ibu dan ayah”#> lihat ke dalam #> orangtuaku tidak bekerja di sana

dragonsheepstudios

whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

translatingpostsintoindonesian

ketika aku melihat gimmick blog aku gak memikirkan kalau mereka punya blog utama yang terpisah atau apa lah. Inilah yang selalu mereka lakukan. Mereka ditempatkan Tuhan di internet cuman untuk menghitung jumlah lobster dalam post lain, tidak lebih dari itu.

#translated post #dragonsheepstudios #gak = nggak/enggak = tidak #cuman = hanya #“tidak lebih dari itu” = “not more than that”

hellsitegenetics

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

translatingpostsintoindonesian

ARN BANGSAT 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 GAK BOLEH 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

#note: our translation for ribonucleic acid is “asam ribonukleat” but normally we just say RNA #i dont like this fact #so i am spreading indonesian pride by calquing abbreviations #ada indonesia coy #translated post #hellsitegenetics #bangsat = bitch #gak boleh = informal version of tidak boleh

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