Rabbit Stew

oooh my god you hate modern art? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

You know those bdsm paddles with the letters on them so it leaves a mark saying "SLUT" or something like that? We need new ones that say things like "DERIVATIVE" and "KITSCH"

sweet mother i cannot weave. slender aphrodite has overcome me with carpal tunnel

it’s bc you voted in that fucking poll

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

Moment of silence for Panic! At the Disco I guess

By Fall Out Boy

How does it feel to be the funniest person on my dash today

I contain multiple dudes or whatever the poet said

It's amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.

you couldn't make blazing saddles today because feature films are quite time consuming to shoot and edit so by the time you finished it would be at least tomorrow maybe even later