Schlurmpest regards. >:3

hello, i'm very honored to say i created the key artwork for the official undertale determination symphony tour !! 🎶

Unsure if "centaur-style" means "specifically has to have a quadrupedal-esque bottom half" or "No making something that's quadrupedal bipedal (like how Faun's do it)", so I'll just answer for both. For the record if I could get bipedal bottom of whichever animal I'd probably choose some sort of chameleon because scales are cool and prehensile tail is awesome.

For specifically bipedal animals the obvious cop out answer is just a monkey. Basically nothing changes but I get a cool tail. Other things I'd choose would be Ostriches or some type of raptor if extinct animals count.

See, rn it's extremely hot where I live (I'm dying here), and every time I'd give Susie her long mane, I would feel so bad because there's no way she'd survive Summer with all that! Butttt if I just straight up cut it she'd have to say goodbye to her sunset hair, sooooo I gave her sunset layers instead! :D

the vowels in miku arr /i/ and /u/ and the song goes /u.i.u/

the vowels in teto are /e/ and /o/ and ghe sing goes /o.e.o/

so extrapolating:

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals