YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR RIGHT WING

me:

Look back in time to a more agrarian era, where home was basically your business.

Yes. There were days of rest, Holy Days - religious festivals.

But the rest of the time you were working long hard days, and at the mercy of the forces of nature.

House building and maintaining

water gathering

Animal Husbandry and Agriculture

Gathering Wild Harvest

And then there was the work of turning raw materials into what the family would use. This was often work done by women.

Grinding flour - baking bread (or getting flour from the mill)

Brewing ale/wine etc.

Preserving fruits and veg

Preserving meat - smoking, drying, salting, making sausages and black pudding

Dairy work - butter, cheese, clotted cream etc

Textiles work -

gathering raw wool, flax, nettles

carding/preparing

spinning thread and winding into balls or onto bobbins.

weaving, knitting, crochet etc of cloth

sewing, mending laundering of clothes.

You could barter goods and services with other people.

And eventually we got money. You could provide a service and people paid money for the convenience of you doing the job for them.

Of course money can bring it's own potential for problems, when it meets human greed.

And we should fight these when they rear their heads.

But it's a tool, when all's said and done.

Good advice.

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Guy whose family fled from communism: "Can you please not praise the man who tried to kill my family and destroyed their home country?"

The Team knocks out a security guard and steals their radio. The team mimic can perfectly replicate the knocked out guard’s voice. They get caught because they pronounced the name of the company correctly.

The Team disables an alarm. The only way to do this is to rip it out of the wall and disassemble it until it physically can’t make noise anymore. This very loud process is clearly heard by the posted security guard nearby, who rolls their eyes and text their supervisor that the logistics contractors are fooling with the alarms again.

The Team breaks into the facility at night. There they meet a single security guard who is chanting potential names for NPCs in their DnD campaign out loud while they do their patrols. They encounter a fire extinguisher. They pause in their chanting to check that it is properly charged and to apply a sticker that reads, “Anal use only”. This guy is disgustingly good at their job. There’s no way around it, they’re going to catch you. And you’re going to have to deal with the fact that you’ve been had by someone who has a supply of stickers that say “Anal use only” and who unironically wanted to name their NPC shopkeep Mammogrammus.

The Team attempts to bribe a security guard. This is its own post but know there’s no way in hell that would work.

The Team breaks into the high security room and disables all the alarms. Security control sends several guards to investigate why there are no alarms going off.

The Team attempts to break into the high security room but can’t because it’s randomly decided not to let anyone at all in today.

The Team steals a keycard with “””””unlimited””””” access to the facility and gets caught because the computer system that manages keycards randomly revokes access for no reason.

The icon for Banishment is so funny.