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He who says there is no hope is your enemy

Did Shrek ever figure out that Fiona wasn’t talking about him when she said those nasty things about herself? Because it just occurred to me; he might not have.

She makes that weight look like a prop which is fucking sick.

No good deed goes unpunished

I went to make the batter for my twins’ first birthday cake and when I cracked the egg it had two yolks

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

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I always have my Safety Squnits on me

I thought foremen were on a college campus once and have an abv below .1 sometimes?

how can the RCC claim unity when the SSPX exists

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I gave it some thought, and I think "Dragonscale Moth" would work.

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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