IWHBYD

Early to bed, early to fries or whatever Socrates said

i hope you all know a life like this inshaallah

This post inspires me to get a glass of vodka

i also drank some vodka but it's the evil as fuck "strawberry lemonade" svedka that tastes like neither of those things but only just sugar and it's the worst alcohol imaginable. writing callout post for the party responsible soon

gotta do basic vodka and put strawberries and lemon on it

truth nuke except we don't have strawberries or lemon we just have lentils and hot sauce and a lot of spices. i don't know if dill weed in vodka is a good idea

Do science and let us know

Freeze and thaw the fruit first. It breaks down the plant fibers and helps the flavor mix in better.

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

My “No Corpses Are Kept In This Vehicle Overnight” sticker is raising a lot of questions already answered by my sticker

@solvoros

American Hwacha

They should be aiming those at cheap RC quadrotors. Make a full on Anti-air game out of it.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

>fire truck >look inside >water

Not in Fahrenheit 451...

At least one tumblr user lost a finger today

He who says there is no hope is your enemy

Did Shrek ever figure out that Fiona wasn’t talking about him when she said those nasty things about herself? Because it just occurred to me; he might not have.

She makes that weight look like a prop which is fucking sick.

No good deed goes unpunished

I went to make the batter for my twins’ first birthday cake and when I cracked the egg it had two yolks