real or not real?

pay me no heed brother. i'm simply being playful

Did you hear the one about the guy who got "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused? Now he's in hot water with the japanese mafia.

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

i'm like to automatically pop up on their minimap as a potentially rewarding side quest when i'm understimulated

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

elephant is actually spinach for "the ephant" but that's not true

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

God this is so true thank you a lot

Just like. Thank you. It’s really hard for everyone right now.