The Konggodzuko Show

I was rewatching the Ember Island Players and I feel like it isn't an accident that Actress-Katara was portrayed as kind of "slutty". Like yes the play itself is a mockery of the character's fanon portrayals at the time to some degree, but the way it coincides with the non-con kataang kiss sits so weird with me. In the play we see that the fake Katara and Zuko have a thing in the Crystal Catacombs, which is played for laughs to make fun of shippers. But beyond that, Katara and Aang's relationship in the play is sibling like, as a way to rub salt in the wound to Katara's rejection of Aang. It's almost like the play is serving as a way to guilt trip Katara into wanting to be with Aang by implying that if she were to end up with Zuko, she would be exactly like Actress-Katara, and would therefore be a "slut", or a "tease" for not returning Aang's affections. Obviously there are other major differences to Actress-Katara and real Katara, but I just feel like it's interesting that the writers are basically saying "this character isn't a slut! ...But she would be if she ended up with that one character you all ship her with tho"

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

Date a girl who emits a shinning corona of cherenkov radiation when she’s flustered

DELETE YOUR BLOG

Of course! Anything for the illustrious First Emperor of the Middle Kingdoms!

Update: I have consulted the court historians, and they have told me that it is not possible for me to delete official government records, and that my request to do so will be added to the sillok.

ABDICATE!!!!

FIRST KILL ALL THE COURT HISTORIANS AND THEN FUCKING ABDICATE

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

the way tumblr users work I have no idea if the "shut up shut up shut up" is because it's a tone-deaf reply or because you know what Hetalia is and what it did to tumblr back in the day

dig how Portugal is looking at her

The $4.99 rotisserie chicken is splurging!?

can't wait for extent of the water addiction epidemic to hit the news. people are out there drinking the stuff you clean robots with.

Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

omg the girlies

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

I saw this on insta and someone commented asking her how she knew they were in there and she said that she saw the mama duck with only one duckling and thought it was suspicious so she stopped to check and hear them quacking down there... :') <3

the way the momma duck sped up once she saw her babies yayyyy

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

*lifts your chin with a blade* (flirting)