time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

No dogpiling of a famous woman is neutral in a world where famous men can commit the worst atrocities against humanity imaginable and still have a career

“Misandry is when the women’s bathroom is closer to your seat than the men’s washroom is. :c” “Misandry is clubs offering free nights for girls and not for guys. :ccc” “Misandry is having a women’s centre and not a men’s centre! We have needs too. :ccccccccc” *tips le fedora to cover le mantears*

This post is still triggering the shit out of the y-chromosome fandom in the big 2026.

and the southern peninsula has that field of rotting 10-foot tall president head sculptures. a little on-the-nose if you ask me but no one did

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

lowkey i post too much. it’s ok when y’all do it but it’s indicative of a larger issue when it’s me

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

good morning…TERFs aren’t real and you are being manipulated by men