im in the repair bay casting spells

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

it's like actually insane how many men go online and admit to abuse and then are shocked when people are like "wow that sucks dude." and they're always like "what?? people can't change?? you want me to lie about it?? none of you will forgive me??" like dude you forgot that the internet is kinda not real for a second and we don't know you and you could have kept that shit to yourself but thank you for letting us know! so we can block! fucking narcissistic weirdos omgg

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

it really bothers me how trump has completely annihilated any expectations of decorum from elected officials