TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.

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TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.

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βyou support gay rights so you must be gayβ
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit howβd this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! heβs supposed to be dead!
pride month!
Thereβs a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head
This post does not contain typos!
Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!
"There's a gimmick blog right behind meβ¦"
Should be:
"There are gimmick blogs right behind meβ¦"
Calling all gimmick blogs
whuhjh
Today isn't Monday tho...
Joy and whimsy⦠questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and whimsical.
Thereβs a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head
This post does not contain typos!
Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!
"There's a gimmick blog right behind meβ¦"
Should be:
"There are gimmick blogs right behind meβ¦"
Calling all gimmick blogs
whuhjh
Today isn't Monday tho...
Joy and whimsy⦠questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and whimsical.

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It's 11:46PM and I have nothing for a room. I didn't make sales. I'm devastated. I have like 12 minutes left before the window closes and I'll have to be out all night again.
I need $300 so...I'll let these 22"x 30" go for $300.
Venmo Kate-Havekost
It's almost 2am. Despite all the hopes and wishes, which I genuinely appreciate how many people want better for me, I myself have lost all my hopes.
It's nearly three. It's not going to happen. But I'll need money for later so I can sleep after 3pm when airbnbs and hotels start allowing check in again.
Begging the universe, spirits of prosperity, lovers of artists and their art to at least let me get enough together for a room later today.
The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone
βοΈπ€ itβs because the further you move toward the earthβs poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sunβs radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.
Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesnβt get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.
Itβs not the heat. It very literally is the sun.
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
The most unrealistic thing in the DC universe is that no civilian has killed the Joker yet. He's not a meta and he's not a practically skilled fighter. Sometimes he doesn't even have a gang or is carrying a gun. He's literally just a guy. Hit him with your car.
Like, the GCPD is notoriously awful as is. None of them should blink twice about shooting the Joker for βresisting arrestβ or βattempting to escape.β
Everyone in Gotham has either known someone killed by him or knows someone who has. No one would blink.
I mean Batman would potentially stop them, heβll didnβt Batman bring him back from the dead once after nightwing killed him?
Batman canβt be everywhere at once. The citizens of Gotham need to jump that hoe!!!
βBecause the truth is, tech doesnβt have an image problem. It doesnβt have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatβs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnβt successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatβs wrong is that heβs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatβs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnβt that you havenβt told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.β
β The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
Everyone should be aware of nitter.net
for any address to twitter you can replace the βx.comβ with βnitter.netβ and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.
Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still havenβt found one for Facebook.

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ππππ¬π Happy Summerween! ππππ¬π
Roots
i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!
thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut
I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in
How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?
Round One
Dog toy
Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.
Round Two:
D-dog...toy?
World Heritage Post
The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets
Searched with google lens, FORTUNATELLY, it's a dog toy.

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can I still join that arcane criticism server?
Sure but it's dead af
You can look through old texts of people's fanfics and ideas tho.
https://discord.gg/Mda4btFWX
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