A Dirty Birdy Lives Here

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

reblog and put in the tags a comfort movie of yours that’s not supposed to be comforting

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go