bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

im gonna get famous on linkedin honestly fuck you guys

i’m like if a man of constant sorrow was a girl

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

hi guys. I'm evil.

hmmm i’m gonna make longform posts about you where i project nuance onto your actions

nooo my evil qwailties

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

No one has ever made money

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.