DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck