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Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

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utopians

saw the hadestown proshoot yesterday and it was really excellent but oh my god the broadway version butchered chant II and epic III so badddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 what do you meant they cut out literally all of chant II except for a SINGLE VERSE... look how they massacred my boy

utopians

like I actually can't get over how much worse the revised lyrics are, it's as if someone heard epic III one time and had to improvise the lyrics from memory a month later. like compare the broadway version

to the original:

like it strips out all the seasonal/nature imagery which is insane to do in a song about THE GREEK GODDESS PERSEPHONE, it replaces this really intimate and vivid scene of these two people meeting with a generic and impersonal "and then you loved her... because you were a man... and she was a Woman...", frankly along with the lyric changes to chant II it totally strips it clean of all erotic imagery, it takes out the RHYME SCHEME... like this is supposed to be this moment where Orpheus reminds Hades of what it meant to be young and in love before the years changed him, but instead of actually invoking this tender and meaningful scene from his youth he just says a bunch of cliches about what it's generally like to love someone. like it kind of breaks the whole scene for me. why would telling him "love is when you love a girl a lot, and you feel like she's the only one in the world for you" introduce any new emotion or information to the situation. it's like if ratatouille ended with Anton Ego taking a bite of the ratatouille and instead of phasing back to his beautiful French childhood he just says aloud "what a wonderful dish, it really reminds me that food tastes good, and connects us all". Do you guys see what I mean it's kind of driving me to madness. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

#THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCK WITH THE BROADWAY VERSION #hadestown

mandycore420

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

#dottolone #oh you invented a literal elixir of immortality and the only person you gave it to was the guy with whom you had a ''perfect partnership''#uh huh

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#either vampire or fairy #you abide by strange rules about your general state of being

swarnpert

unwritten by natasha bedingfield is how allergy medicine is supposed to make you feel

#release your antihistamines or whatever

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goldensunset

joining the war on obvious and heavy-handed symbolism on the side of the obvious and heavy-handed symbolism

goldensunset

oh waiterrrrrrrr more characters with painfully on-the-nose names and designs!!!!!

#lachrymos lethe #my boy literally named sadman forgetting

maykitz

mfs be like i live like a prisoner of war and i'm fine

nemfrog

The dragon. Fictitious & symbolic creatures in art. 1906.

archpaladin

syrenki

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

calamitys-child

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

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rotisseries

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

kefirstushyu

Sleep mode. Resting while they can.

#ppt

kefirstushyu

Sleep mode. Resting while they can.

#ppt

striders

jon-jarchivist-sims

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

jon-jarchivist-sims

Yeah this is funny

im-a-goat-in-disguise

drop--pop--candy

I MISS MY CHARACTERS. RUNS AROUND REALLY FAST AND SLAMS INTO A WALL

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callizinc

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want

#hi are you interested in taking a commission? you can kill me if not

mrsterlingeverything

Okay

#have you ever held field corn before #have you ever shelled field corn before #that shit is HARD #this does not surprise me in the slightest

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