DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

Being in a group chat with a bunch of mentally ill girls who suck at taking care of ourselves is really funny. We’ll constantly be giving each other advice like “hey you should probably eat something” “have you taken your meds today?” “if you’re not feeling well maybe you should get some sleep” and stuff like that and then none of us have the self awareness and self respect to take the advice we give each other until we we hear it from someone else

in heaven, each one feeds the girlie next to her

the modelo

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

They literally can't tag themselves. That's what the scientists are for

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

reading john’s narration in ntn is INSANE bc he’s talking about how he incited a nuclear war and began consuming the souls of planets just to say some shit like “you and i went full fucking hungry caterpillar” excuse me WHAT

it’s just me and the 5 people on here who know my oc by name against the world