DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

The hatefuck thruple solution

the concept of summer >>>>>> what summer is actually like

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

just had a disconcerting thought

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.