DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

We chose wrong as a society. We chose wrong.

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Unstoppable Force (Dottore having the skill and resources to treat Pantalone and scold him for his poor health decisions) vs Immovable Object (Pantalone's absolute belief that Dottore can fix whatever health issue he has and therefore not changing his behaviors)

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

you forgot the attacking and violence

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

thou hast tee'd thy last hee