DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

having completely opposing headcanons at the same time is important for the diversity of the fandom ecosystem. yes I believe this would happen. but I also don’t. hope this helps

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

this is so cute and sweet but the song choice combined with the silverback’s incredible run (which all bipedal gorilla runs are) is making me lose it

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles

@blooming-skeleton

!!!!! Fucked up evil castles my beloved