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I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

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thebestoftumbling

keysmash-warrior-deactivated202

NooOOO

samojon

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altamont498

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

danceintheskies

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

dinnermess-deactivated20200529

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

saffarren

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

valiantlyrainybouquet

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

baishujinkou

indigosfindings

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

indigosfindings

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

petrow1tch

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

thecharmingquirksofothers

incredible prev tags

#well. how much

honeypiehotchner

i want to read a very specific fanfic and i’m so mad that i can’t (it’s sitting in my drafts) (unfinished)

honeypiehotchner

so glad this post is resonating with people bc it’s still resonating with me as i am once again not working on said fanfics that i want to read

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Today I learned that kids finish losing baby teeth when they’re like twelve, and thanks to @tofu-bento-box, please join me in imagining that 8 is in a shark-type situation in which he constantly loses and regrows baby teeth, which then find their utility as weapons.

#you throw away his notebook you get that’s right pelted with teeth #he does it if he’s mad if he’s bored if he needs to get someone’s attention #fuck your life. you made an eternal child now you deal with the consequences #my art #genshin #genshin impact #hoyoverse #il dottore #dottore #the doctor #zandik #dottore segments #segment 8 #segment 18

deadstrangeblog

In a protest against censorship, photographer A.L. Schafer staged this iconic photograph in 1934, violating as many rules as possible in one shot.

#<- prev #WORK BITCH

kamil-a

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

segamascott

#this is the ominous fog from which someone will comes fucks you that they speak of

whyenn-reader

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

#the thing that pisses me off about looking for advice #adhd related but ANY kind of advice #is how vague it is #you underestimate how much I am unable to think outside the box #''make an ideal routine and a non ideal routine'' WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE #I'LL KILL US BOTH

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byjove

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

fromthemouthofkings

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

lets adore mama

Dottolone x given

#THAT AND THAT ALONE IS THE PERFECT IMAGE OF FIRST LOVE TO ME....#AUGH #genshin

medievaljournalist

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

isbergillustration

Rising

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henstomper

people keep telling me its "narcissistic" to build an army out of clones of myself but it'd be a lot weirder if they were clones of someone else right

#dottore

sceptixfakemon

taste my steel you stupid citrus

#etienne guiborg

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