DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

I made this a few days ago and had forgotten to translate it into English, lmao

Oh ABSOLUTELY. He is at least as much on 8's shitlist as 18 is after that incident, if not moreso. 18 may have thrown away his things but at least he didn't PUBLICLY HUMILIATE him in front of EVERYONE!!! This kid wants to be taken seriously. (Even the only people with the full context of his existence will never take him seriously.🙃)

Just preliminary thoughts subject to change, but

18 - Gets often pushed together with 8 by the other segments due to being the second youngest. He resents this, and also experiences a lot of secondhand embarrassment from 8 because he is not far enough removed from him emotionally to not consider it a reflection on him. 8 has definitely tried to poison him.

Webby - In my delusions where he exists and has not been subsumed into 25 or something by Hoyo, he gets along with 8 on-and-off. His lack of inhibitions means they can achieve something like playing together, only with more lasers and death to other people. However he can also be moody and abrasive and is not above getting in shouting matches with a child. Should not be left together unsupervised for long periods of time. 8 may or may not have tried to poison him.

25 - Calmer, and old enough to not feel as much secondhand embarrassment as 18 does. Largely uninterested in 8 which makes him okay in 8's book. Sometimes they do experiments next to each other in near silence and hand each other tools when asked. #Parallel play #Bonding

35 - The most stuck-up and presumptuous. Does not get along with any of them. 8 has definitely tried to poison him.

45 - More chill than 35, but nearly as condescending. Unmalicious about it, but far enough removed from childhood that he looks at 8 like he is a sort of weird and sometimes amusing bug. 8 has definitely tried to poison him.

65 - Gets along decently with 8. I think 65 is a bit more understanding of 8's position than the rest, some from being frozen near the other end of the age spectrum and some from being not quite as wrapped up in ego as the younger segments. I think he'd be stern about upholding image in public but they probably have a tacit agreement where 65 doesn't scold 8 if he catches him running in the hallways and 8 doesn't kick him in his agéd shins.

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather