Kat

remember when they announced that samantha sloyan was cast as margaret white and everyone got mad bc they thought it was just going to be a rehash of bev keane and now that it's been revealed that she's not a rehash of bev keane everyone's. mad about that too.

everybody who flocks to shipping the slightly weird older couples that are DEFINITELY never actually getting together needs to get on widow's bay rn. this thing was hand crafted for us.

imagine going on the hacks tag this week without having seen the episode first

toddheads if I can put you onto nothing else this year then PLEASE let me put you onto the book cruelty free by caroline glenn. it's a hollywood lesbian sweeney todd retelling and I don't mean that in a "it's vaguely reminiscent of the premise" way I mean it in a "it's literally a retelling of the musical's plot" way. I've seen maybe like three people talking about how it's based on sweeney todd but for the most part NONE of the reviews acknowledge it and it's making me feel insane.

they absolutely won't do this but considering they already have a character named phillipa who is married with at least one child the bridgerton writers have the chance to do THE funniest thing ever for eloise's season in response to the hate they got for franchaela

every two years bridgerton airs a new season and all the gremlins who think the original book series deserves to be preserved in the library of congress or whatever come out of the woodwork and fall over each other trying to invent ten new forms of racism before lunch

so now that ST5 is over can we talk about how the retroactive emphasis on ed/die's significance to the plot was just blatant fanservice based on audience reaction to him last season or

congratulations to jim hopper and joyce byers for being the first middle aged couple in a sci-fi show to both survive AND get a canon happy ending like. I think maybe ever?

you know I had my suspicions about how by/ler shippers would react to by/ler not being canon but I have to say I did NOT forsee them joining forces with raging homophobes to reviewbomb the penultimate episode.

we need to talk more about the fandom experience of "I actually do like the idea of these two characters together and think it would have been an interesting direction for the show to have gone in, but unfortunately everyone who openly ships them is so exhaustingly unpleasant about it that it's barely even enjoyable to engage with the fandom at large anymore so the ship itself is now ruined for me"

if it were 2014 you could use a deviantart template to draw a monster high OC and you could name her harmony ashton-sharp and you could give her a cool twisted neck and a hole in her body and list her monster parents as madeline ashton and helen sharp and under the category of biggest pet peeve u could write something about how she has trouble lying because everyone can see right through her and u could give her red and blonde streaked hair and under the favorite school subject section u could pick a class name with "dead" in the title and make a death becomes her pun and when people in the comments asked about her name u could tell them that it fits the pattern with her moms (mad, hell, and harm). alas it is not 2014.