'How 'real' are these so-called 'birthday spankings' going to be?'
"Well, I know how you like them, so, real, yes."
'Oh. Um... so, are we going to make them for something?'
"We can... I don't have anything in mind..."
'You keep me pretty well caught up!'
"I do! So, what can we use?"
'I guess, like, historical stuff? Sort of as a reminder? Or a booster?'
"We could do that... With scolding, I assume?"
'Yes, please! Can you think of four of those?'
"Four? Don't you mean eight? I want a lot of icing on my cake!"
'Eight? Eight real spankings?'
"I have eight slippers, as you can see..."
'But only four different ones!"
"Right and left - I want to know how they compare."
'But I can't get eight spankings!'
"You can have two tomorrow, if you want."
'Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. Please do that.'
"Now as for reasons... big spankings you've needed before..."
"Might as well hit the hit points while we're at it! Let's see... for one, you have, in the past, anyway, tended to be rude to servers and busboys when you're in a bad mood."
"No, and we want to keep it that way, right?"
'Yes'm. And, I guess, you don't like it when I complain to you about the high price of everything these days...'
"Like it's my fault! And it seems like you've done that pretty recently."
"When we were at the Fair?"
"So that's like a second offense!"
"Maybe we can use it for two. And what else... mean comments when we're watching a movie I like..."
'I hardly ever do that anymore!'
"Because you remember the spankings I gave you for it! Okay, here's what I'm thinking. Pajamas, off; spanking; service; shower for you. I'll make breakfast, you clean up after... before or after your second spanking?"
"We've got a lot to get done! Plus, I'm going to need a lot of your 'face time'. But I guess your answer is 'after'."
'I don't always have to be spanked first...'
"Nude chores while I read and keep an eye on your bottom - unless you want corner time?"
"Then one before lunch. You're going to have to kneel to eat. In fact, sounds like you'll be doing a lot of kneeling. I don't know what you'll do for dinner. We're going out."
"Of course! For your birthday!"
'Thank you, ma'am, that's very sweet of you.'
"Oh, don't be silly! Anyway, I guess, not spanked before, and I'll catch up after... well, we'll work it out. Choose a slipper and let's get started... this is going to be your happiest birthday ever!"
