Totally Bemused

Yuna Hollander I am but a chair for you to sit on

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

Actually, I now see a value in the sort of "I just don't vibe with my child" articles from mothers. It's been my feeling that if you're a parent then making your child feel loved, respected and safe is your fucking job but, in the era of forced pregnancy, we can't actually expect that, and having parents - especially mothers - talk about how it's not an absolute fact that you will love your child.

I think it is very self-aware for mothers to admit that they have had a hard time connecting with their child and it takes a great deal of bravery and reflection to admit that. More selfish individuals will try to find ways to blame their child and be hypercritical of the child’s perceived faults to justify their own feelings. This has been a problem throughout all of human history and so many children have wondered what they did wrong to make their mother dislike them. In an ideal world, every child should be wanted and loved. In the world we live in, admitting “I have had a difficult time connecting with my child and loving them the way I think I’m supposed, due to the circumstances of their entry into this world or some quirk of human nature.” is extraordinary self-awareness.

Forgot to put "is good" at the end of the last sentence of my post there. But yeah, all of this.

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

Hell yeah

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

  Yahoo shouldn’t regret buying Tumblr because the value plummeted. They should regret changing it, which caused people to leave, which caused the value to plummet.

so funny that hayden and jj get mad at shane for doing something that essentially boils down to Lying at Work. oh he didnt tell you about ilya. hes at work. you can lie at work who cares.

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually