Totally Bemused

I don't want to hear another peep about hormone-diet-wellness-nonsense, or people doing word-of-mouth advertising for the targeted advertising they received for a for-profit healthcare pop-up.

I want a diverse range of people communicating clearly the following:

1. This shit will fuck you up

2. Or it might not

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

and since that's kinda the natural way for biological things to form it wouldn't be weird if eridians also evolved like that. which means they're most likely also weirdly inefficient in a lot of things.

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

One of the kids: "did she just throw away your socks?"

Kid 2: "she threw away my socks!!!!"

Me: "oh, are these yours?"

Kid 2: "my mistake, I'll get them."

Me: -sets them back where i found them- "just keep an eye on your stuff, ok?"

Mom, appearing from nowhere. "She's 8. Mistakes happen."

Me: "just advising to keep an eye on her stuff is all."

Mom: "Don't parent my kids."

"Did some lady yell at you yesterday?"

"This about the socks?"

"...this is about fuckin socks? Go on, tell me your side."

(Shorter version)

Boss: "So i generally assume everyone in a park is crazy so I dont say nothin."

Me: "truly, I was not going to, but I was not expecting her to be right there and I panicked. What did she say about it?"

Boss: "pretty much that, but she yelled for a minute about how you had no business parenting her kids."

Me: "it was a really weird thing to say."

Myne it's an England thing but I've just grabbed the closest things to me and they both have an extensive list of ingredients.

Hand cream

Turkish delight/Chocolate

from label 1:

in the US and EU, this is a generic term meaning "something we put in here to make it smell nice" and there is absolutely NO way of knowing if that is a scent you are allergic to or not. some of these can be a mix of up to 200 distinct components.

from label 2:

i think you can probably see the problem here?

i think he's a "you definitely won't come if you're bad, but maybe you can earn an orgasm by being good. or maybe it won't matter if you're good and I won't let you come anyway" type of dom.

and so shane can be perfect. he can be good. he can do everything ilya orders and he can win their little games. and the reward might be that instead of coming on his face, ilya will come in his mouth and let him taste. maybe the reward will be ilya putting shane in a cock cage so that he doesn't have to worry about coming in his sleep at night like a pathetic teenager.

to tie back to dog shane for a moment... shane likes that he can obey ilya for the sake of obeying ilya. he doesn't want a treat to be the motivator.

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

The DM desperately doesn’t want us to be inquiring. But our newly mortal ex-vampire NPC is engaging in mortality for the first time in a century and has forgotten how to do things. She called cheese, “as good as eating people.” We are explaining things like, no, you can’t jump off that tower, you’re not dying it’s just sunburn, don’t take that many drugs you will literally die.

And then we’re all out of character discussing possible vampire anatomy and digestion. I posited that if they’re anything like vampire bats they probably pee a lot but don’t poop. He evaded as much as he could but then we got onto the topic of having a period again after a century of no periods. And how upset we’d all be after a century of freedom and that’s only once a month.