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[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]
“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”
“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”
[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”
End scene
here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
A new contender:
The above is a joke about classical art and architecture.
In antiquity, in the Grecco-Roman cultural world across multiple centuries, marble was a common and extravagant material used for sculpture and architecture both. In the centuries since the Roman empire, much of these works fell into ruin, from lack of maintenance or from explicit quarrying for materials by the people that lived there. Between the 1400s and 1800s, archaeology developed and classical art became popular again, as a direct reference to antiquity. This lead to the rise of the Neoclassical movement, a style of art and architecture that sought to directly emulate the stark white marble and architectural forms of Roman art. Cities like Washington DC in the United States were built in this style, to evoke Rome.
It was only with further advances in archaeology was it discovered that Classical architecture and statuary was not white: it was painted. Buildings were colorful and statues were painted to appear as lifelike as possible. But the paints were far less equipped to survive the ages compared to the marble, so the visuals did not persist.
This became a piece of common trivia in the early twenty-first century. Perceptions of classical art are locked to the stark white seen in museums and in neoclassical buildings, so this deviation from trained expectations made for a striking bit of information, similar to dinosaurs having feathers (in violation of previous expectations).
In comparison, Brutalism, an architectural style from the mid 20th century, is explicitly a dreary, colorless brutal style. The drab grey of concrete is the intended feature, made to evoke utilitarianism and drab reality, without ostentation beyond form and function.
The joke is imaging Brutalism as having the same "lost" color as classical architecture. It would be equivalently shocking. However, Brutalism is well documented and was developed in living memory. It is known that there was no colorful paint, which would be a complete violation of its intended themes.
The above is a
joke about classical art
and architecture.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Some of these kids straight up bum me out. Like you just have to tell your kids no sometimes.
Disney’s The Princess and the Frog may be the only instance of Roseate Spoonbills in animation, ever.
Nicknamed “Flame Birds”, Roseate Spoonbills are one of the most colorful wading birds of the United States. Don’t mistake them for flamingos.
They live along the Gulf Coast, so they’re an appropriate species for a story set in New Orleans. Through the late 1800s to the early 1900s, they were nearly hunted to extinction for their plumage (used in ladies’ hats). Owing to improved legal protection and public consciousness, the species had just started to recover by the period the movie was set.
Tumblr friends, some of you bore kids, yes? I had extremely bad hip and pelvic pain from my third trimester with kid #1. It got better after birth, but my hip bones hurt pretty often. Pregnancy #2 was excruciating starting in the late second trimester, and that never fully went away. Nothing shows up on an x-ray. Yall. If you look at the material on symphysis pubis dysfunction it's absolutely useless, it's like "maintain a low weight, wear comfy shoes, do not sit too much or stand too much, walking hurts but fucking do it anyway, you lazy slob. You can't take effective medicine like ibuprofen and maybe acetaminophen is bad too, try an ice pack. Maybe wear a belly band. If you're fat, haha get fucked. Don't worry, it goes away after birth."
I'm seven years out from my second birth and if I'm getting sick, I get pelvic girdle pain. It's best relieved by being in child's pose. If I walk more than a leisurely couple miles over a day, pain, no matter how good my shoes are. If I don't sleep with a yoga pillow between my legs, extreme pain.
Y'all. I cannot overstate how painful my second pregnancy was. This is much better. But I don't even know how to ask a doctor. The copay for physical therapy is insane.

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these are getting weird
um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.
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It was really fun to watch Star Wars through a modern meme lens. RIP C-3PO, you would have loved Pride. RIP Biggs Darklighter, you would have loved Pride. RIP Jabba, you would have loved American politics. RIP Princess Leia, you would have loved other women getting to exist like...at all. Jesus. I somehow forgot that you don't see women extras in the crowd scenes or anything. Fucking wild.
But for real RIP Marcia Lucas, you made that whole mess comprehensible. I'm sorry about the 1999 re-release and the mcclunkey cut.

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MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER
➤• STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (1977) DIR. GEORGE LUCAS
Made my kids watch this for movie night. "This reminds me of Spaceballs," my daughter said, and I nearly burst a vessel in my eye. My six year old fell asleep. It's a crapshoot whether or not he'll follow a full movie after 7pm, and A New Hope is a lot less flashy than modern stuff. I still love Luke.
Alec Guinness really puts his whole guinussy into what's really not much of a role. He does things with his face where you could project all kinds of complicated emotions onto him.
I was teaching my kids about the Trolley Problem and my six year old interrupted me before I finished. "I'm saving five by killing one, it just makes sense."
Me: But what if that one is your best friend?
6yo: ohh. Do I know the other five?
Me: Maybe! What if you kind of like all five of them but the one person is your best friend? What do you do?
6yo: I stop the trolley. Who put kids on the trolley tracks anyway?
8yo: Can I put the president on the trolley tracks, or is that illegal?
Me: It's for sure illegal, but so is tying anybody ri trolley tracks.
8yo: That's dumb.
Me: 🤷♀️