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Disney’s The Princess and the Frog may be the only instance of Roseate Spoonbills in animation, ever.

Nicknamed “Flame Birds”, Roseate Spoonbills are one of the most colorful wading birds of the United States. Don’t mistake them for flamingos.

They live along the Gulf Coast, so they’re an appropriate species for a story set in New Orleans. Through the late 1800s to the early 1900s, they were nearly hunted to extinction for their plumage (used in ladies’ hats). Owing to improved legal protection and public consciousness, the species had just started to recover by the period the movie was set.

#i was watching this at my day job and was like “wait. those are the birds that made Brennan Lee Mulligan sweat”

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Tumblr friends, some of you bore kids, yes? I had extremely bad hip and pelvic pain from my third trimester with kid #1. It got better after birth, but my hip bones hurt pretty often. Pregnancy #2 was excruciating starting in the late second trimester, and that never fully went away. Nothing shows up on an x-ray. Yall. If you look at the material on symphysis pubis dysfunction it's absolutely useless, it's like "maintain a low weight, wear comfy shoes, do not sit too much or stand too much, walking hurts but fucking do it anyway, you lazy slob. You can't take effective medicine like ibuprofen and maybe acetaminophen is bad too, try an ice pack. Maybe wear a belly band. If you're fat, haha get fucked. Don't worry, it goes away after birth."

I'm seven years out from my second birth and if I'm getting sick, I get pelvic girdle pain. It's best relieved by being in child's pose. If I walk more than a leisurely couple miles over a day, pain, no matter how good my shoes are. If I don't sleep with a yoga pillow between my legs, extreme pain.

Y'all. I cannot overstate how painful my second pregnancy was. This is much better. But I don't even know how to ask a doctor for health. The copay for physical therapy is insane.

geniusbee

these are getting weird

#a sticker that says ABSOLVE ME goes so hard though #gonna put it on the Subaru

mousegirlheart

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

paintedstitches

It's strawberry season!

#so cute

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me after I eliminated 21,042 people

It was really fun to watch Star Wars through a modern meme lens. RIP C-3PO, you would have loved Pride. RIP Biggs Darklighter, you would have loved Pride. RIP Jabba, you would have loved American politics. RIP Princess Leia, you would have loved other women getting to exist like...at all. Jesus. I somehow forgot that you don't see women extras in the crowd scenes or anything. Fucking wild.

But for real RIP Marcia Lucas, you made that whole mess comprehensible. I'm sorry about the 1999 re-release and the mcclunkey cut.

#star wars a new hope

bodeckerhedron

MARK HAMILL as LUKE SKYWALKER

➤• STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (1977) DIR. GEORGE LUCAS

warriorsmurf

Made my kids watch this for movie night. "This reminds me of Spaceballs," my daughter said, and I nearly burst a vessel in my eye. My six year old fell asleep. It's a crapshoot whether or not he'll follow a full movie after 7pm, and A New Hope is a lot less flashy than modern stuff. I still love Luke.

Alec Guinness really puts his whole guinussy into what's really not much of a role. He does things with his face where you could project all kinds of complicated emotions onto him.

I was teaching my kids about the Trolley Problem and my six year old interrupted me before I finished. "I'm saving five by killing one, it just makes sense."

Me: But what if that one is your best friend?

6yo: ohh. Do I know the other five?

Me: Maybe! What if you kind of like all five of them but the one person is your best friend? What do you do?

6yo: I stop the trolley. Who put kids on the trolley tracks anyway?

8yo: Can I put the president on the trolley tracks, or is that illegal?

Me: It's for sure illegal, but so is tying anybody ri trolley tracks.

8yo: That's dumb.

Me: 🤷‍♀️

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my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

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the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

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happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

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ilovecoelacanths

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

sarahmackattack

Hell yeah

warriorsmurf

Our eighteen and a half year old cat sharply declined this week. She's not seeking pets and attention the way she was doing even a week ago, and while obviously I'm hoping there's something obvious and curable, I don't think so. Her arthritis has been managed for a while but she's lost weight too fast. I assume the thyroid is going now.

Eighteen years is pretty good, though not enough. My husband got her as a teeny little kitten in January 2008. She's had a really good life.

warriorsmurf

Hey so some good updates: she's not actively dying! She had an upper respiratory virus and a UTI at the same time. (Fun fact: this happened to me in 2022 and I thought I was actively dying. I ran a fever for three weeks straight. I lost 30lbs. I got diagnosed with depression because I was sleeping so much but lol it was a UTI.) The cold started to subside and she perked up a lot. So we're doing a course of antibiotics for the UTI. Another update: her thyroid sucks. We can medicate this, it's pretty typical for a cat this age. We've agreed no heroic measures for organ failure, but so long as she's having a good time we're going to keep her around.

Also as we were waiting to pay we saw a white guy with a tiny, trembling chihuahua in his arms...and also the double lightning bolt SS tattoos on each elbow. What the fuck.

#i went to a bat mitzvah this morning and it was beautiful and inspiring #i have shrimp emotions

pitchburgh

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

FUCK YEAH.

(insp.)

#as a teacher myself he makes me ill#educating students is a beautiful wonderful thing @carhmel

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oneefin

number theory* diagram

michaelrotonal

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

ovenroastedtwerkey

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

warriorsmurf

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

#somebody get me an Etsy witch on the phone

animentality

bobcatmoran

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

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