No One Follows Me Anyway

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

Week days should only be around 4 hours because that's how many I can be at work without wanting to scream, and then weekends should be 145 hours I can fully dedicate to my gazillion hobbies as well as hanging out with friends

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?