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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

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my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

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I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

humanfist

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

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im-mender

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

im-mender

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

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well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

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Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

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i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

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you muste drinke water in accordance with thou temperament. if thine are prone to fits of hot blood and choleric fevre, quench thy heated spirit with water of warmth, but be careful not to imbibe cubes of cold-solid, for thine insides will seize and freeze in transmutation of its properties.

that’s what some of you sound like.

meladoodle

seeing everyones spotify wrapped: wow yawn, boring

me posting my spotify wrapped: everyone will enjoy this from me, the protagonist of life

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When Shane is watching Ilya win the playoffs and his little lip wobbles… 🥺 baby Shanebug we love you

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men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

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