This Is A Thing I Guess

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

PAINTING

oh my god. superhero movies are dying but they will be replaced by videogame movies. how did i not realize this earlier? it’s so obvious. the fnaf movie the mario movie the last of us show. it’s all coming together. and the cure will be worse than the illness. you will all regret this

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

the ween is currently being hallowed

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood