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Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

i fucking love the matrix

most badass video in the website past and future

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

now son don't ye tellenny one i told ye this cause i love ye an i dont wanna git the govment involved but i swear seen our mama barn cat nursin her kittens and done watched all six a the little ones fade away inta nothingness at the same time within halfa minute. alum- gone, turned clear rightin fronta ma eyes. n the mama didnt even notice she just kept a lickin the air where one ums head was wither eyes closed i heard er purrin. n wen i looked up at the trees i saw a popalation divaded, musta been every damn bird in da county was there, half um lookin raght at me, otha half peering down at the mama. non um breaking their gaze. non um movin.. damn it kid whered ya go this is importent.

for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".