serj i love you. come to my wedding

my next gimmick will be i am numetal. and also gay. then i will go BALD

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

Okay but Vaquero Samurai would fuck so hard

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

back in the day the tf2 fandom would take a random electronica song and then add tf2 voicelines onto it and now that song would be forever remembered as the sandvich pootis song or something