serj i love you. come to my wedding

my next gimmick will be i am numetal. and also gay. then i will go BALD

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

wrestling isnt fake actually its more real than actual sports

its honest like. it says i know youre not here to see fair play youre not here to see whos best. youre here for the drama and the pathos and yes youre here for the talent but talent can exist in a way that is not competitive and instead collaborative. it also says you are a bunch of horny freaks and you want to see blood

troutgirl who's really into catch and release play

bigmouth bass girl who suck u good

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers