serj i love you. come to my wedding

my next gimmick will be i am numetal. and also gay. then i will go BALD

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

there was a point in my life where people were arguing how illogical it was for pokeballs to be so hi-tech but theyre so cheap that people are throwing them and not even picking them up if they miss a pokemon. these days in the real world you can find vapes that have temperature sensors and leds with touch screens that people tossed aside bc it was almost empty

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

Talking about recession indicators at this point is like going "I think we might have hit something." When the Titanic is fully vertical.

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks