serj i love you. come to my wedding

my next gimmick will be i am numetal. and also gay. then i will go BALD

the best analogy imo for ocd is mosquito bite. its so itchy its driving you crazy and you know scratching it will make it itch so much worse later but you need it to stop right now and scratching it feels so good and even when you dont want to scratch it and you feel like you could handle the itch you cant even stop your hand from scratching the second you stop focusing on not scratching. except ☝️ what if it was inside your brain and instead of an itch it was terrifying overwhelming distress

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

when the fat guy is gay 😋 #teamfatandgay

actually i think the crabs are sold individually and not bogo so it's actually 312 dollars not 272

i forgot i can’t screenshot on netflix but did y’all see that it said MINNEBOTA cause the ai fucked it up 😭

doomscrolling thru the weather app