serj i love you. come to my wedding

my next gimmick will be i am numetal. and also gay. then i will go BALD

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

capitalism is fundamentally a system designed to create scarcity where there wasn't any before

i know you may feel it's a compliment, but i don't wanna be anyone's "transition goals". for one, there is no end point to a transition, it's a forward journey. my girlfriend will be on estrogen for the rest of her life, and that's awesome. for two, my body is mine and your body is yours. putting my cis body on a pedestal to compare negatively to yourself isn't healthy. your goal should be to find yourself in your transition, don't look for others. i do encourage you to look at my belly and see yours and smile, to look at my boobs and eat that extra pastry. but i'm not to be put on a Goal Pedestal. i'm just a happy fat woman hoping to encourage more happy fat women.

This country is a farce and this "trial" is a travesty. They pinned it on a random guy and are slow-walking it as openly and and unapologetically incompetently as possible because they can. "What are you gonna do about it?" At best they steal multiple years from this man's life before he's exonerated, at worst they kill him and rule it a suicide. God Damn America.

100% of the time when i see a picture of rhea seehorn i think its renee paquette

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

Shrapnel is a prisoner of war and must be liberated and returned to Afghanistan at once

i have tested positive for tzatziki

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them