serj i love you. come to my wedding

my next gimmick will be i am numetal. and also gay. then i will go BALD

i have tested positive for tzatziki

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

has anyone got that post with the comic atrip alien that says "what channel is the women's wrestling on"

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

I'm such a grump about the original meanings of jokes being lost/muddied. Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby is NOT supposed to be a one sided fight. The whole joke is that they are on equal footing. The joke is that babies cough so loud that the question of whether a coughing baby is louder than a hydrogen bomb is up for debate.