serj i love you. come to my wedding

my next gimmick will be i am numetal. and also gay. then i will go BALD

💀💀💀 saw three very fashionable guys in what looked like dark, goth, androgynous fashion. i assumed they were fashion students, the kind who mixes issey miyake and thrift store finds and handmade pieces. that’s right, they were actually young catholic priests

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

robocop’s famous catchphrase

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

The Cajun Herbes de Provence fries were like $17 but what’s worse is you’ll be craving them for the rest of your life.

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

have you considered that part of the reason that your hunger does not easily move you to action is that you trained yourself to ignore it because leaving your room meant talking to your family?