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As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.
Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.
PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.
I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.
Let's be real, PE exists to shame and torture the fat kids, and for pretty much no other reason.
*Insert that thing with all the people who dread gym*
this one?
the purpose of PE, as it currently exists in the American school system, is to prepare kids to join the military. that's not some sort of moral-panic hyperbole. that's...pretty explicitly the purpose.
most of the prominently nightmarish features of PE, such as running the mile or doing sit-ups, originate with the Presidential Fitness Test. This test, which president Eisenhower implemented in schools in 1956, was created after a different fitness test (the Kraus-Weber test) revealed that Americans were less fit than Europeans -- specifically the Swiss.
The difference between the Kraus-Weber test and the Presidential Fitness test is that the Presidential Fitness test was specifically designed to test military fitness. While the Kraus-Weber test measured total fitness by testing things like core strength and flexibility, the Presidential Fitness test doesn't really make much sense in the context of ordinary fitness -- only in the context of military fitness. Do you remember being tested on how far you could throw a softball? That test mimicked throwing grenades. And it's pretty easy to see why Eisenhower went this direction. In 1956, the Cold War was in full swing and WWII was barely in the rear-view mirror. There was a real possibility that we would be at war with parts of super-fit Europe in the near future. Eisenhower wanted the nation's children ready to fight in that war.
The main issue with the Presidential Fitness test is that, as pointed out above, it really doesn't teach kids how to stay fit or incorporate physical activity in their day-to-day lives. A soldier at war might need to run a mile with no warm-up, or perform a pull-up, but for the average middle-schooler? The tests were just kind of...pointless exercises in misery. You're only really good at the Presidential Fitness Test if you've been practicing the specific exercises tested. And what 12 year old child is doing pull-ups for fun and pleasure? So instead of inspiring America's children to train themselves into a super-fit army, it just humiliated kids who didn't perform well.
There's been a recent push for PE classes to focus more on life-long fitness (things like actually teaching kids to warm up, exposing them to different types of physical activity, etc). Unfortunately, the Presidential Fitness test has already done its damage. It continued to be used in schools until 2013. That's 60 years of teaching kids to associate physical activity with shame and dread. The idea of military PE classes is pretty much baked into our cultural memory, giving us all a background dread of physical activity. and guess what, eisinhower?? that's just going to make people less likely to be physically active!! Maybe if we're trying to emulate the fitness of the SWISS, we shouldn't have gone with MILITARY TRAINING FOR CHILDREN!!
anyways. take some comfort in the fact that nobody will ever judge you for your mile time again. and if they try, ask to see them run a mile. directly away from you.
fucked up onion my belothed
gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do
completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene
That's the coward's way out.
Obviously the entire gang (including Scooby) is in a queer poly relationship.
@dovewithscales hey what
You heard me...
This has already been discussed here. There's a Scooby Doo episode on Valentine's day where Fred and shaggy live together, and Velma and Daphne live together. Fred has literally said "unless we're dating, then it's Freddie" and everyone has used Freddie once in the Scooby gang
Dragons can be a little cringe, as a treat?
I've always thought edginess was funny.
Without edge, whatever is one to cut their enemies with?
Teeth.
All the stupid stuff we say is dull enough to cut our enemies IQ in half or more
Bootleg cartoons, I'll start:
The Bird Apartment
Reptilia
Endless Car
Steve Galaxy
Marineboy rectanglepants
Daniel Ghost
Shockwave the shrew
Decimal Son
Bravery the Wimpy Mutt
Quest o’clock
The Rocketbergs
Spy I.D.: nearby children

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You’re considered by the Jedi Order as a very cryptic but accurate oracle. Truthfully though, whenever someone asks a question, you just retreat to your chambers, say you’re consulting the Force, watch the DVDs of Star Wars and say it very cryptically to make it look legitimate.
"Master Trance, can you tell us about the chosen one?"
"I mean, sure, but why would you want that when I can tell you about something in the far future, like about a war involving many of the same person?"
Guess who's back on Tumblr on their bullsh.t?
In the name of payday 2: You wanted me back, so I'm back
I require some seratonin. Maybe gyro?
Sure thing!
Many thanks, compatriot.
this is the future liberals want
(Source: Betty Boop for President, 1932)
And it's bad because..?
literally grow up if you still think furries are a weird cringe thing in 2021. youd love to be drawn as a kitty cat
normally i dont like getting big posts but ive enjoyed that the notes for this are full of ppl going “i would like to be a kitty cat :)”
Cheetah, dragon, snake, and griffon. All very cute!
I would say just a dragon with some abs, but lizardfolk wouldn't be bad either

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The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽
Aurora Cornealis.
Fae corn
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CORN!
I've been watching Jojos bizarre adventure a lot recently, and now I'm thinking of my ocs with canon stands.
Gonna start listing off cool stand powers that I hope to see in the series! Feel free to add some!
Stand that allows shadow traveling
Gallus - suggested by @realbumblecrumble
It’s the birb boi!!
is this the new twitter sona?
Gallus is a griffon from MLP. He’s sarcastic and for some reason grows up to be a Royal Guard.
but he looks like he should be twitters new 'sona
Gallus - suggested by @realbumblecrumble
It’s the birb boi!!
is this the new twitter sona?

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If you ever get eaten, would you rather get digested and reformed, or just endo?
*sweats—*
U-Uhhhh—!
...
Digested and reformed definitely
do i have to pay to eat you, or can i just rig the vending machine?
I—
What makes you think I’m vending machine material???
short, tasty, and can be eaten multiple times. just like chips, which are in vending machines
eating gives me seratonin, and vore doubly so
If you ever get eaten, would you rather get digested and reformed, or just endo?
*sweats—*
U-Uhhhh—!
...
Digested and reformed definitely
do i have to pay to eat you, or can i just rig the vending machine?
I—
What makes you think I’m vending machine material???
short, tasty, and can be eaten multiple times. just like chips, which are in vending machines