struggling creature of the night

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

Special agent Dale Cooper trying to have a covert conversation in Twin Peaks:

In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio called Tybalt "Prince of Cats" because there was a book, popular at the time, with a cat prince named Tybalt in it. He was making a pop culture reference. Therefore, I move, that in a modern Romeo and Juliet retelling, Tybalt should be named Garfield.

can we get kj apa for season 2 of heated rivalry

actually i just want a beat for beat recreation of season 1 with charles melton as shane and kj apa doing the most fucked up russian accent ever put on screen

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

im in the process of thinking more abt john winchester and so far, my most concrete thought, is that learning to parallel park from him must have been a psychological nightmare

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

i do also mean like, face tattoos, yall know that right

besides the obvious that people should have the right to do what they want with their bodies as a form of self expression, the stigma against face tattoos specifically has a long, violent, racist, imperialist history that stretches across the globe