Ferrety Nonsense

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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my first love...

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

sex criminal j k rowling bullies amnesty international into retracting unbiased report about genocidal risks, after paying for the manufacture of a scottish devolution crisis over the same issue

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

your WHAT

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

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i miss wereralph :(

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

#the allegory to Black boyhood Lou brought to this character is simply unmatched by any other adaptation of pinocchio. it's That Good.