worms are cool

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

Gimmick blog detected.

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[HITS YOU WITH MY BUS]

[HITS YOU WITH MY BUS]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

ok.