MMXIII

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

Bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the expression is

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Steve Yzerman getting his eyebrows done after being made captain

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention