MMXIII

I have stopped writing the great american novel to look at tumblr.

When will the pens merch shop sell a replica of the Sidney Crosby cum stain hat because there’s no amount of money I wouldn’t pay

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

okay i’m done with off season now. let’s watch hockey let’s watch hockey let’s watch hockey. play hockey so i can watch it and you do new things and i can watch it and and and and

Saw someone mentioning Miss Canada being rude to hotel staff and I immediately panicked and went on the defensive because Miss Canada would NEVER, you’re a fucking LIAR, only to realize they were indeed referring to the actual Miss Canada, and not Sidney Crosby

I do think it’s so funny that rose was like GOD I’m so tired of dating these actors who turn out to be closet cases! I’m going to date a hot pro athlete who plays the one sport where men are actually encouraged to knock each other’s teeth out on the ice as a sign of their aggressive macho man virility. and then shane is like 🥺 it’s ok that I have to fantasize about being being held down and railed by my big strong manly rival to get off when we have sex right? and rose is like oh my fuckinhhggg godddfddddddd

@mmxiii-writes 👀 🐠

@captn-sara-holmes YES. also. Wowowowow 🫠

Working out one last timeline decision for Have You Been Waiting Long and then more on the way

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time