MMXIII

you're in his dms but im in his will as the legal guardian for his son in case he dies. you and i are not the same.

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

anyway does anyone want to sit on the floor with me for a while

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

malkin patiently waited until it was made clear to hextall by signs & portents that his ass was grass if he didn’t give geno a contract

also find it hilarious that geno’s epic tantrum & sulk is now being described as “patient waiting.” guy who was blowing up the team group chat saying fare thee well my brothers for never again shall we meet in this lifetime. guy who had sully, tanger, and sid on a conference call so they could take turns lavishing him with praise and beggingggg him to stay. guy whose wife had to sit him down and be like zhenya be SO for real you’re going to move to a new city and have to learn a bunch of new guys’ names? at your big age? please

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.