MMXIII

[ID: edited image that reads, "Your Three Homes, Take Care of Them," with an illustration symbolizing each item: "Body, your Tumblr blog, Mind." / end ID]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

A little cheese some fruit some tea THATS an afternoon

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that